Have you ever pooped yourself?

3 times

Let’s just say I didn’t have the best diet freshmen year, I was walking from herget to poli Sci in Dodson. I thought it was a fart and it wasn’t. Thank god it was cold enough that I had jeans on.

Yeah man, but I've been on a really good streak. I had a long stretch in middle school where I shite myself a couple of nights per week. I just couldn't stop. I got a lot better, and then I had several accidents after long nights of drinking in college.

My last time shitting myself was in 2012. I was turning into my neighborhood, too. I almost made it home.

I've had a tiny bit of a shart since then, but I don't count it.

If pooing yourself is cool, I’m Miles Davis.

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All that Taco Bell and no shite stories ?

Is a pig's arse pork?

I don't eat Taco Bell when I have to go anywhere. In college, I'd eat Taco Bell for lunch, work my shift as a waiter, snack on something greasy, go to a bar, then go to Whataburger for taquitos. I'd regularly shite myself then. I'd skip class pretty often because I'd have to go home to shower.

Yeah when I lived in the dorms at Tech I was climbing the stairs and farted and ended up pooping on myself. I ran up to my room and thankfully no one was in there so I changed.