re: Have you ever pooped yourself?

I hate when I have to fart but can’t because shite may come rushing out. Terrible feeling.

Not when I had control. You sick fricks.

Rarely. I’ve perfected the controlled wet fart release protocol (patent pending). It took many years but I got it now.

I almost shite myself in the Cajundome several times, but I was able to make it to the bathroom every time. I don't think anyone ever knew that I had shite when I did it in college. I'm sure people knew in middle school though. I would sometimes shite myself right before getting on the bus.

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I’ve perfected the controlled wet fart release protocol (patent pending). It took many years but I got it now.

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You are setting yourself up for disaster. Never get too cocky about sphincter control.

yeah, i thought it was a fart, pushed and oh shite, wetness. I was tricked by the squirts, hidden behind a fart.

Called my Wife, had her meet me at a Gas Station, i threw the underwear away in gas station, bathroom trash can. She brought me a new pair, put them on, all good. Felt like a goof tho

I worry about shitting myself on a plane. Had the poops this morning then had to get on a flight back to L.A. and I was really nervous I hadn't gotten it all out of my system but I'm home safe.

shite yeah.

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One of my prouder moments in my life is releasing a fart so awful that I cleared out the beer pong room of my fraternity and I myself couldn’t take it and gagged. No shitting myself, but I fully claimed that one. No chicks there fortunately though.

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I thought gays liked the smell of farts?

I have Stage IV Rectal Cancer and have been undergoing treatment for the past two years. The most aggravating thing about this has been the utter inability to know if a fart is an actual fart or if I am about to fill my drawers.