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re: Have you ever passed out while cooking?
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:07 pm to DawgGONIT
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:07 pm to DawgGONIT
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The whole house is smoked out and I go to the kitchen where the fire is golfing everwhere. The stove was golfing, the cabinets were golfing, everything was golfing with fire. Luckily after I went outside for some air, I grabbed a towel and drenched it with water and then threw it over the stove where the fire was golfing everything.
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Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:26 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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That was a very detailed. almost too detailed to be true
100% true. Swear to God.
The university groups would throw intense Euro parties in the school's buildings. Plastic on the walls, alcohol sold outside and inside, rave rooms, etc. The crazy part was that everything would be cleaned up by morning. This was one of those parties.
Since the class was a history class taught in English, and most of my classmates were not history majors, the professor dumbed down the material and the tests. All you had to do was attend class at 8:30 and pay attention and you would do OK on the tests.
Also, I was on a pass/fail grading system. My college only accepted the credits and not the letter grades. If they would have accepted the grades I would have had my only 4.0 semester in undergrad.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:31 pm to LakeViewLSU
It would've been more interesting if you passed out while cooking meth.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:33 pm to LakeViewLSU
Not technically cooking but I'm blacklisted from pluckers for multiple pass outs before the delivery arrived
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:37 pm to LakeViewLSU
Have a buddy who came home drunk and put an entire bag of pizza rolls in the oven and passed out. They cooked at 425 from 3am to 8am until I got home. The house smelled horrible for a few days
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:44 pm to tigerman03
Mother of Golf.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:55 pm to LakeViewLSU
No, but an alcoholic buddy of mine did the same thing you did when boiling water one afternoon. When he didn't show up for him, his eight year old son got a ride home with someone else. He found him passed out on the kitchen floor. I had to let him come stay with me for two weeks when his wife kicked him out of the house. He didn't drink for a couple of years after that.
A few years before this, I saw how bad his drinking problem was. He came to a Rangers game with me in the old ball park. He bought one 32 ounce Coke and poured a whole pint of something into it. Finished it off before the game started. Passed out sitting there in the stands in the second inning. I took him home with me then and kept trying to wake him up starting around 10 pm. Could never get him awake and went to bed at midnight.When my clock went off at 6 am the next morning I woke him and he went home. He made me swear not to tell his wife he was drinking. Said it was better for her to think he was cheating on her than for her to know he was drinking.
A few years before this, I saw how bad his drinking problem was. He came to a Rangers game with me in the old ball park. He bought one 32 ounce Coke and poured a whole pint of something into it. Finished it off before the game started. Passed out sitting there in the stands in the second inning. I took him home with me then and kept trying to wake him up starting around 10 pm. Could never get him awake and went to bed at midnight.When my clock went off at 6 am the next morning I woke him and he went home. He made me swear not to tell his wife he was drinking. Said it was better for her to think he was cheating on her than for her to know he was drinking.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:08 pm to whit
Put Tyson chicken tenders in the oven after a night of heavy drinking at the buzz in Hammond. Four us and we all passed out! My friends girlfriend who lived with us woke me up screaming that the apartment was on fire and she can't get anyone to wake up. I run down stairs to see the kitchen smoaked up and flames coming out the oven. The fire alarm to our apartment and four others connected was going off and it's 4 am. Me still being drunk couldnt figure out why the door to the oven wouldn't open (it has a safety feature to lock if something catches fire, so it will put its self out) I tell her to back up and I karate kick it busting it in. Soon as I did the fire goes out and a buzzer goes off then it opens haha. Neighbors are betting on our doors and windows telling us to get out the whole time.. Two of my buddies never woke up.. To this day we all still blam it on each other no one even remember who put them in the oven to begin with.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:12 pm to Hammertime
I laughed my arse off
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:15 pm to DawgGONIT
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The whole house is smoked out and I go to the kitchen where the fire is golfing everwhere. The stove was golfing, the cabinets were golfing, everything was golfing with fire. Luckily after I went outside for some air, I grabbed a towel and drenched it with water and then threw it over the stove where the fire was golfing everything.
You mean engulfing?
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:19 pm to LakeViewLSU
I put something in the oven after a night of Bogie's and passed out probably 5 minutes later. Thank god my roommate took care of it.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:19 pm to Hammertime
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Hammertime
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The plastic handle of the pan melted around my hand and burned the shite out of me,
I bet nobody wants to fight you after checking them knuckles.
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:22 pm to LakeViewLSU
I didn't pass out but fell asleep while hard boiling eggs.
The end result: The outside of the eggshells were a nice dark brown. No water was left in the pot. Dumbass me put the eggs under cold water where they IMMEDIATELY exploded all over me.
I had burns on my chest and the smell of overcooked eggs is no better than the smell of rotten eggs.
The end result: The outside of the eggshells were a nice dark brown. No water was left in the pot. Dumbass me put the eggs under cold water where they IMMEDIATELY exploded all over me.
I had burns on my chest and the smell of overcooked eggs is no better than the smell of rotten eggs.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:22 pm to WPsportsman
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Two of my buddies never woke up..
I've done it but it wasn't because I was drunk (though I was).
Power went out with about a minute to go on the timer, figured the food was done enough so O ate and went to bed. Forgot to turn the burner off then the power came back on.. Luckily I didn't leave the pan on the burner or it would've been bad.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:38 pm to LakeViewLSU
My dad was a raging alcoholic as in a fifth of Taaka a day. He passed out one night while frying eggs, until the New Iberia Fire Department kicked in his door. Dumbass didn't realize what was going on and pulled his pistol on the "intruders".
Fast forward about 18 years. I, too, have a hankering for some fried eggs when I've been drinking. I passed out one night after I started the eggs....thank god I had to spew. I jumped up to run to the bathroom and noticed the fire on the stove on the way. Spewed in the sink, put the fire out and crashed.
Fast forward about 18 years. I, too, have a hankering for some fried eggs when I've been drinking. I passed out one night after I started the eggs....thank god I had to spew. I jumped up to run to the bathroom and noticed the fire on the stove on the way. Spewed in the sink, put the fire out and crashed.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:43 pm to go_tigres
Should have spewed on the fire. Multitasking!
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:44 pm to LakeViewLSU
Years ago came home late,drunk,and hungry. Tossed a frozen pizza in the oven and passed out, woke up two hours later and ate cold pizza. Never turned the oven on. 
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:14 pm to burdman
It was pretty crazy when it was going on. I was holding a fricking flaming pan that was burning my hand, but I didn't want to throw it down because it was on fire, and the GD sink had flames 3ft high in it. Good times
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:22 pm to LakeViewLSU
I actually did the same thing with a pack of sausage.
Tossed it in a nonstick skillet and told my wife to wake me when it started to sizzle.
Instead she went to bed.
I woke up not able to see in the house because of the smoke, being highly intoxicated, I tossed the skillet into the sink, ran eater on it, and went to bed.
Lucky we didn't die. Ad the smoke was literally pitch.
I now stick to the microwave if getting home.
Sad part is, I can cook 500 plates of jambalaya while so drunk I can barely stand
Tossed it in a nonstick skillet and told my wife to wake me when it started to sizzle.
Instead she went to bed.
I woke up not able to see in the house because of the smoke, being highly intoxicated, I tossed the skillet into the sink, ran eater on it, and went to bed.
Lucky we didn't die. Ad the smoke was literally pitch.
I now stick to the microwave if getting home.
Sad part is, I can cook 500 plates of jambalaya while so drunk I can barely stand
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:15 am to tigerman03
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Mother. Of. God.
I see your cajuns have not seen one of the best comedies ever, which came out of Canada. You know that place up north rubbing on Alaska.
Golfing
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