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re: Have you ever passed out while cooking?
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:17 am to LakeViewLSU
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:17 am to LakeViewLSU
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All in all, I was pretty lucky. Anybody have similiar experiences?
I doubt most people are dumb enough to almost set their house on fire over a football game.
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Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:20 am to TIGER2
quote:Reminds me of my roommate in college telling me when he got high w/ his buddies. He said they were so high and hungry that they put those pizzas in the oven and like cooked it for 2 mins before taking it out and eating it.
Years ago came home late,drunk,and hungry. Tossed a frozen pizza in the oven and passed out, woke up two hours later and ate cold pizza. Never turned the oven on.
He said they couldn't wait. Plus he said that him and his buddies would go out and pull up peoples bushes in their neighborhood as a prank.
I was funny imagining him and his buddies on cannabis trying to pull up bushes in the middle of the night. A gay thing to do, but nonetheless. 
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:23 am to DawgGONIT
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fire is golfing everwhere. The stove was golfing, the cabinets were golfing, everything was golfing with fire. Luckily after I went outside for some air, I grabbed a towel and drenched it with water and then threw it over the stove where the fire was golfing everything.
Drunk posters are the most fun.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:38 am to TheAlmightySmash
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That was a very detailed. almost too detailed to be true.
I believe his story. I spent most of my senior year drunk as frick due to something related to the woman who became my ex, lol. I still got straight A's, passed the FE exam, and graduated 2nd of everyone with my engineering degree, all while taking many tests messed up from prior late night.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:38 am to LakeViewLSU
Yes...waking up to uncooked pasta and thawed pizzas in the oven and stove was a regular...guess I was lucky that u didn't turn the stove and oven on
Posted on 10/7/16 at 7:39 am to go_tigres
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My dad was a raging alcoholic as in a fifth of Taaka a day. He passed out one night while frying eggs, until the New Iberia Fire Department kicked in his door. Dumbass didn't realize what was going on and pulled his pistol on the "intruders".
Fast forward about 18 years. I, too, have a hankering for some fried eggs when I've been drinking. I passed out one night after I started the eggs....thank god I had to spew. I jumped up to run to the bathroom and noticed the fire on the stove on the way. Spewed in the sink, put the fire out and crashed.
It always warms my heart to see family traditions passed down.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 8:01 am to LakeViewLSU
When I was at LSU a guy I know did the same thing. The Teflon or whatever the pan was made of put out some kind of fumes or gas that killed his pet macaw. It was sad. Dude woke up hung over as shite in a smoky stinking apartment and his macaw dead in its cage.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 8:22 am to LakeViewLSU
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Anybody have similiar experiences?
Posted on 10/7/16 at 8:25 am to DawgGONIT
Wasn't drunk, but I was 16 or so and I was cooking some good ole ramen and passed out in the afternoon. Woke up to smoke, no fire. Burnt the hell out of my mother's expensive arse pot. Panicked and threw it in the canal behind my house.
Once she figured out it was missing, and put two and two together, my arse was burned more than that damn pot.
Once she figured out it was missing, and put two and two together, my arse was burned more than that damn pot.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 8:38 am to LakeViewLSU
I do that with frozen pizza after nearly every LSU loss
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