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Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:12 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
I was in the shower today and needed to pee. I waited until I got out because I'm civilized.

Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:15 pm to James11111
Middle of the night I just sit on the toilet. No guesswork….Except that one time the kid was down. That got messy.
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:17 pm to James11111
Screw getting up in the middle of the night - just wet the bed…
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:20 pm to James11111
OT has become lame as shite.
The correct, easy answer is “No, but I’ve peed on your mother”, and only one of you mouth breathers got it. And several of you pussies downvoted...what a waste of oxygen you counts are.
I fully expect your mothers had hysterectomies after they realized the disappointments you were to become.
The correct, easy answer is “No, but I’ve peed on your mother”, and only one of you mouth breathers got it. And several of you pussies downvoted...what a waste of oxygen you counts are.
I fully expect your mothers had hysterectomies after they realized the disappointments you were to become.
This post was edited on 1/20/24 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 1/21/24 at 1:03 am to SallyWheeler
Pee sitting down
Can't believe men do this. I just found this out and I'm a little shocked I have a couple of friends who do this.
Can't believe men do this. I just found this out and I'm a little shocked I have a couple of friends who do this.
This post was edited on 1/21/24 at 1:03 am
Posted on 1/21/24 at 5:25 am to jizzle6609
I’ve peed in the shower before when I woke up with a night erection and it wouldn’t go away. The older I get this seems to happen less often.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 5:45 am to LRB1967
quote:
I am at the age where I get up several times in the night to pee.
You might want to visit your doctor.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 6:01 am to James11111
Sink, shower, bed, front porch, back porch, living room, hallway... you name it, I've peed there before either knowing it or not and on purpose or not


Posted on 1/21/24 at 7:30 am to James11111
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Posted on 1/21/24 at 7:38 am to James11111
Why not just go outside? That’s what I do.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 7:43 am to James11111
Ever heard of this baw?
Pro tip, hang it on the cabinet next to the toilet so it doesn't get piss all over it, and can't be seen.
Pro tip, hang it on the cabinet next to the toilet so it doesn't get piss all over it, and can't be seen.

Posted on 1/21/24 at 7:49 am to HoboDickCheese
quote:OP is one of them “short kings”
Why not the sink?
Posted on 1/21/24 at 7:54 am to James11111
Bro, just sit on the toilet at night time. Gets your baby dick in the right spot.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:00 am to Tangineck
quote:Me too.
I've pissed in the closet in the middle of the night.
But it was in Newcastle.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:00 am to SallyWheeler
quote:
Not as easy as sitting down on the toilet to piss.
No reason for a grown man to ever sit down to piss. I don't care how drunk/tired you are.
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:00 am to James11111
Yes and I then turn the water on for a rinse
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:01 am to James11111
quote:i have never had this problem
it's hard not to pee all over the toilet area.
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