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re: Have you ever had swamp arse?

Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8500 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:11 pm to
I know who hasn’t, Oweo.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3211 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:11 pm to
Most of us live/grew up in La. Swamp arse is the flavor of the day.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2993 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:14 pm to
Like an icy wind wafting across your taint.



Your balls will thank you.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 9:16 pm
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12272 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:33 pm to
You can watch everyone with it who decide it is a good idea to walk from the stadium to their apartment after a football game, the walk is quite distinctive no matter how they try to hide it... and they come in all shapes and sizes doing the same walk.
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1570 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:34 pm to
this is why adult men continue to purchase Boudreaux's Butt Paste well after their kids are out of diapers
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21591 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:36 pm to
Add the sweaty nut sack to the swamp arse for the winning combo.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5431 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:42 pm to
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Add an unfinished wipe after dropping a deuce and it’s like swamp arse with fire...


Or mudbutt
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10673 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:47 pm to
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my hairy a-hole
Get Brazilian laser hair removal. Life changing.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37139 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Message
Have you ever had swamp arse?


I live in Louisiana
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:51 pm to
i had swamp arse during infantry school.

good times.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15139 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:55 pm to
I used to deliver groceries to stores in the early morning hours all over south louisiana when the humidity was at its peak. I lived with swampass 24/7.
Posted by pistolpete23
In the present
Member since Dec 2007
7264 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by SagesSon
Member since Apr 2019
1027 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:56 pm to
Almost every day!
Not only living in the South, but I work in a paper mill. We have 100 degrees inside a building during the coldest day of winter.
I combat swamp arse with corn starch. Not baby powder or butt paste. Best stuff around, that corn starch.
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
365 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 10:11 pm to
Swamp arse, golfer's arse, bateau butt. I've had it all!
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22892 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 10:44 pm to
Go buy Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. Problem solved!
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 10:47 pm to
Never had it until I got fat from drinking beer. Now I get it occasionally.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
9273 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:02 pm to
Man I used to live half a mile from the beach. I'd frickin bathe in gold Bond every morning and still end up having to clean my arse twice a day.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104041 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:03 pm to
Try framing houses on August and September in south Louisiana. You'll always have Boudreaux's Buttpaste on hand. That shite hurts so bad.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29453 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:04 pm to
Once. Second lap around lsu lakes. Night time.

I felt it beginning to burn around mile 6. By mile 8 it was RAW.

Got home. Forgot. Jumped into a very hot bath.

Felt like I had gasoline on my arse cheeks. I was nearly in tears.
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