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Have you ever flatly rejected a woman's offer of secks?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:41 pm
How did she take it?
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:41 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
How did she take it?
She didn't, obviously
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:43 pm to LuckyTiger
I assume most dudes have
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:44 pm to LuckyTiger
She went back home to your dad crying..
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:45 pm to rsbd
she asked if it was because she's fat
i said yes
she said frick you and walked off.
as she walked off i said i had already told her no.
i said yes
she said frick you and walked off.
as she walked off i said i had already told her no.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:47 pm to LuckyTiger
Yes
But the ratio of me saying no to me asking her and being rejected is like 1:498
ETA: So I call it even
Her reaction was pissed and went and slept on the couch because I have never and will ever allow her to kick me to the couch to sleep because she told me to
But the ratio of me saying no to me asking her and being rejected is like 1:498
ETA: So I call it even
Her reaction was pissed and went and slept on the couch because I have never and will ever allow her to kick me to the couch to sleep because she told me to
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:48 pm to LuckyTiger
She got pissed then tried to hook up with my roommate. He also declined. Then she started calling us gay. She was some mad.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:49 pm to LuckyTiger
I thought it was a dude. Found out later he was a she. But I still wont sex a lady with a peach fuzz mustache
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:50 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:are you 12?
secks
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:51 pm to LuckyTiger
Yep. Poor girl is super nice, but is just not very attractive to me. I try to be nice around her and not flirty because I could tell she had a thing for me. She texted late one night saying something like I think you are really hot and if you ever want to hang out let me know. I responded with "that's really flattering". It's kind of awkward when I see her now.
ETA: There was another that was better looking. There was good and bad. The bad was it was the worst kiss I ever had (like she ate an ashtray). The good was it was the best bj I ever had. I was tired, not in the mood, and drunk - lasted 2 minutes. Anyway she was obviously feeling frisky because she jumped on top of me, and I pushed her right off and fell asleep.
ETA: There was another that was better looking. There was good and bad. The bad was it was the worst kiss I ever had (like she ate an ashtray). The good was it was the best bj I ever had. I was tired, not in the mood, and drunk - lasted 2 minutes. Anyway she was obviously feeling frisky because she jumped on top of me, and I pushed her right off and fell asleep.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:53 pm to ColoradoAg03
quote:
she asked if it was because she's fat
quote:
i said yes
Same situation but:
She said " but you're over weight too"
I said "yeah but if being fat is a sport, I'm playing a company softball game and you are winning the MVP of the majors"
drink immediately went all over my shirt
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:55 pm to Ryan3232
Last time I did chick was super pissed crying all kinds of dumb shite. I was at a buddies house and he got shite faced passed out. Any way I went to bed because we were fishing in the morning. Next thing I know his girlfriend comes in butt booty arse naked and crawled in bed. It was Hard I tell ya that much but bros before hoes.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:57 pm to LuckyTiger
I turn down OT 10's on the reg because I settle for nothing lower than 11's.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:57 pm to LuckyTiger
Yes, I was sick as a dog and tired. She got pissed off and left.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:59 pm to LuckyTiger
Yes.
I was 17 and at work, black woman in her mid 20s drives up in a van and asks me when I get off if I want to frick. I had just gotten back with my girlfriend at the time, and it felt odd. So I turned her down, she said ok and just drove off.
I was 17 and at work, black woman in her mid 20s drives up in a van and asks me when I get off if I want to frick. I had just gotten back with my girlfriend at the time, and it felt odd. So I turned her down, she said ok and just drove off.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:01 pm to LuckyTiger
Of course. Serveral times.
I'm not some animal that has to have sex every time I get an opening and also not some mongaloid looking mother fricker that only on the very rare instance gets offered a slice of pussy.
I'm not some animal that has to have sex every time I get an opening and also not some mongaloid looking mother fricker that only on the very rare instance gets offered a slice of pussy.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:01 pm to SEClint
Be glad you probably would have been robbed or worse.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:03 pm to LuckyTiger
at a party a coworker was all like
i was like
and then she was like
i was like
and then she was like
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:31 pm to facher08
quote:
Yep. Poor girl is super nice, but is just not very attractive to me. I try to be nice around her and not flirty because I could tell she had a thing for me. She texted late one night saying something like I think you are really hot and if you ever want to hang out let me know. I responded with "that's really flattering". It's kind of awkward when I see her now.
ETA: There was another that was better looking
sounds made up...
quote:
drunk - lasted 2 minutes
now we know it's made up
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:33 pm to LuckyTiger
Yep, but only because I have a gf. She took it fine.
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