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re: Have you ever flatly rejected a woman's offer of secks?

Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:08 am to
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:08 am to
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she was that ugly, and it wasn't fair because you didn't have beer goggles like she needed for you??



What a twist!
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:08 am to
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How did she take it?


It was a they for me, two chicks asked me if I wanted to. I said no because I thought it was some type of set-up that my gf put them up to. They came up to me near closing at the bar I worked at the time. I said I had a gf and couldn't, and they said I had a lucky gf and took it rather well.

I'm not a smart man, that gf end up cheating on me a couple months later.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 8:10 am
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:09 am to
I had 2 female roommates in college. They had a mildly annoying friend that I didn't care for too much but she frequented our apartment fairly regularly. I worked as a doorman at a night club and when I got home one night after work this chick was in my bed naked and told me it was her 21st birthday. I could tell she was pretty drunk so I told her to get the frick out of my bed. She didn't like the rejection at the time but she didn't really remember much the next day anyway.

In hindsight, I probably should have hit it because she wasn't fat or ugly... She just always annoyed the shite out of me and I probably would have caused an issue with my roommates telling me I took advantage of her when she was drunk... blah blah blah.
Posted by hiddentiger94
Member since Mar 2016
12 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:27 am to
Haaaaaaa gaaaayyyyyyyyy
Posted by whodatdude
Member since Feb 2011
1375 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:28 am to
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She didn't, obviously


/thread
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12779 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:38 am to
Happened twice that I can remember, both times my buddy Eric happily swooped in
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:47 am to
An annoying girl is a big turn-off, no matter how she looks.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 9:00 am to
Yes. For some reason, the Shar'Keishas really like my hair.

I also had a really awkward/chunky gal give me a note once. I worked at a bar and she followed me around like a puppy all the time. The note said something like, "I really like you, but it's up to you to make the next move," or some shite like that. My next move was to engage in "positive inaction" and things sorted themselves out from there.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
10603 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 9:11 am to
The black girls like them some JoeP, also. I can recall 5 or 6 who made no bones about what they had in mind.

There was an ex of an acquaintance of mine who would drive strong to the hoop every time she had a few drinks. I'm 6'1" and she was at least my height if not slightly taller. Athletic body with a face only a mother could love. I always managed to evade her advances but in hindsight I probably should have tagged it.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28984 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 9:12 am to
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Normally when she is really drunk.


funny, i usually bang your wife when she's drunk.


i kid. my wife is the only woman i've slept with but i've turned down 4 or so in my life.


one was before we were married or even met. the other few have been in my traveling life (one of them detailed in the katy/slut/prostitute thread.) I spend anywhere from 5 - 12 nights a month in a hotel. i've learned that the best way to keep myself out of any sort of tom foolery is to eat at a booth in a restaurant and then go back to the hotel to read a book and drink. when i've deviated from that, i tend to find trouble.

i have never rejected my wife for sex once.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 9:28 am
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4588 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 9:14 am to
Yes, turns out she was fat.

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