re: Have you been walked in on?

Gratulation zum Sex.

Wie war die Muschi? Deutsche oder ausländisch? Ich hab seit fast 2 Jahren hier in Deutschland studiert. Nicht so weit von Bayern.


The realization that German chicks (Europeans in general) aren't big on blow jobs sucked, didn't it?

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Yes, by my gf's twin. She joined in and it was awesome.

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You are lying.

Even if you are telling the truth, I will always assume you are lying because if you are telling the truth, my college years sucked in comparison to yours.

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You were supposed to whip out your dick and start rubbing one out

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My friend and I were WAY too close for that. I had known him for over a decade by that point.

But, in a penthouse forum world, that is how it would have ended up.

Yep

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Munchen

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I'm guessing that's what he was doing when the roommate walked in.

Hell, I've been caught by exterminators twice (once in a restaurant after hours and once in an apartment building.

Best time I got "caught" was on interstate 400 (ATL) during rush hour. In bumper to bumper traffic my girl was going down on me and then sat up and started to take her pants off. I was too happy to get head in the whip; I surely did not expect to get cowgirl in standstill traffic but that's what happened.

I was a hair weirded out initially, (let the beta comments ensue) but then realized what a lucky sob I was and totally let the moment sink in.

Shifting gears is a strange thing when you're getting cowgirled.

My wife was giving me a BJ on our bed and I had the nightstand lamp on. It was around 11:30pm and kids had been in bed a while. I happened to look up and see my 10 year old son slowly slinking away backwards out of our door. He had a look of shock about what he had seen. I stopped her and told her what happened. We waited a minute and I walked to the living room where he was on the couch in a fetal position. Tried to get him to talk but he was in a very conflicted state of mind. I told him to go upstairs to his room and that I would be up in a minute. My wife and I talked about what to do. "You have to go talk to him. He is freaked out!" She said. I did not want to have that type of conversation with him at his age but I really had no way to explain why mommies mouth was wrapped around my dick. So I ended up explaining to him the best way I could that it was okay and natural for married people to express their love and feelings that way. Man it was awkward.

I would have gone with mommy lost her tooth brush and had to make do with what was available

A lot but never by thier boyfriends

Years ago an ex-GF and I were fricking in my truck at around 9pm. I just pulled in a driveway of an empty piece of property with an old barn on it. Next thing I know the police show up. We were both stripped down to nothing. He came up to the window and said neighbors down the road(about a quarter mile away) called in and said they heard screams.

Cop asks my ex if she was there on her own free will. She said yes. Cop then says ok but you need to go somewhere else. I drove a quarter of a mile and pulled in a bean field and finished.