Have you been walked in on?

Was your hand embarrassed?

Nope. I know how to lock a door.

Try explaining to your kid that you were hurting mommy cause supper sucked. Then you can talk about awkward.

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Cool brag thread.

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Not trying to brag at all. I'm genuinely curious

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Have you been walked in on? by VolInBavariaHave you been caught having sex

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no , your moms door has a lock

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You go to college in Munchen?

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Yeah, I do.

You know since you are in Bavaria that you have to make her bunk in the Studentenheim?

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Try explaining to your kid that you were hurting mommy cause supper sucked.

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The "cause supper sucked" makes this fantastic.

So I will go stupid question by stupid, never gets any, poster.

Yes - In high school, my gf and I pulled up to my house, no one's home. Seemed like a perfect time. GF and I start getting after it. Both buttassed naked, she's on top....and the door opens.........That was 25 years ago and I'm still embarrassed when I think about it.

Even better, also in high school. A girl that was crushing on my was staying at a mutual friends in the neighborhood. She called my house pretty late to say she was "ready" and got pretty descriptive. One line in particular was "come f me". Unbeknownst to me, the call woke my mom up and she had picked up the phone in her room. After the call, I'm getting on my shoes and she comes in saying "you're not going F anyone, get your arse to bed". One and only time I heard my mom drop the f bomb. My response....yes ma'am.