re: Have you been walked in on?

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Have you been caught having sex? Happened to me for the first time last week in my girlfriends dorm. Her roommate didn't even leave. Awkward rest of the day

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If you didn't turn that into a threesome then you are a queer.

During my first time and screwing a chick with experience. Thank god my buddy walked in bc I had no idea what the frick I was doing.

Actually damn close earlier tonight! I took my girl out to this dock on a lake to have drinks under the full moon, it's VERY isolated and it was like 10pm. Anyways we had just started fooling around when some white trash couple literally walked down this 50 foot dock, we heard them before they even started down it, and they were like 6 feet away from us before they noticed us under blankets and apologized and left. It was so bright out it was like daylight but apparently white trash are oblivious.

Was absolutely obliterated in college one night and banged a sloot while my buddy was passed out on the floor like 5' away from us. Dad walked in on me when I was like 14 fingerbanging my homecoming date. He never said anything about it

Freshman year of college and I was still living with my parents. I was at a New Year's Eve party and I see this chick there that I've been hooking up with. We proceed to get hammered and do the whole New Years kiss thing that turns into a full blown make out session. Next thing I know I'm strolling into my parents house with her at 2am with half our clothes off. We make it to my room and then she drops a bomb on me. It's that time of the month



So we're fooling around, dry humping if you will, when SHE gets the idea to let me PIIHB.
Now neither of us have done this before. There's no prep, no showers, and the only lubrication I have is after sun cocoa butter and spit.

So I'm in there rooting around not really seeing what all the hype is about. All the sudden she gets into it. I mean she's talking dirty and yelling profanities, like f me in my a, and I can't contain myself anymore. I go to pull out and I see that vertical line of incandescent light hit the wall and get bigger and bigger like the headlights of a Mack truck coming at me head on. That's when I realized my mom is right behind me watching me pull my tickle stick out of this poor girls chocolate covered star fish. Before I could even turn around to see the sheer terror on my mothers face, I hear her whisper, "damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans."

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Even better, also in high school. A girl that was crushing on my was staying at a mutual friends in the neighborhood. She called my house pretty late to say she was "ready" and got pretty descriptive. One line in particular was "come f me". Unbeknownst to me, the call woke my mom up and she had picked up the phone in her room. After the call, I'm getting on my shoes and she comes in saying "you're not going F anyone, get your arse to bed". One and only time I heard my mom drop the f bomb. My response....yes ma'am.

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Good one man.

Dad walked in on me with my tongue in girlfriends arse junior year of high school

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She makes immediate eye contact with me, and I froze. I started stepping back and she smiled and opened her shirt fully to expose her chest. (And she kept riding). She NEVER broke eye contact while I was shutting the door.

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You were supposed to whip out your dick and start rubbing one out

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One night I was going at it with the gf at the time and he walked in all hopped up on Adderall and pulled up a chair next to the bed to ask me questions about the test we had the next morning. Good times

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