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re: Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:13 am to BobABooey
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:13 am to BobABooey
That makes sense.
My mom only found my stash because she was looking for stolen cigarettes. Me and a buddy flipped a cigarette machine upside down and the back up right side...indeed the rumor was true. The cigarettes fell out. But all the quarters went into the front glass.
When I got home from school she confronted me with the stacks of cigarettes. All she said about the porn was.... we aren't even gonna talk about what else I found. I guess being embarrassed and not knowing what to do with it she just chucked it in the woods.
My mom only found my stash because she was looking for stolen cigarettes. Me and a buddy flipped a cigarette machine upside down and the back up right side...indeed the rumor was true. The cigarettes fell out. But all the quarters went into the front glass.
When I got home from school she confronted me with the stacks of cigarettes. All she said about the porn was.... we aren't even gonna talk about what else I found. I guess being embarrassed and not knowing what to do with it she just chucked it in the woods.
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Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:13 am to AlterDWI
one did what one had to do prior to the internet.
its cross cultural even. a common trope in many shonen anime is the discovery of porn caches in the woods.
its cross cultural even. a common trope in many shonen anime is the discovery of porn caches in the woods.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:14 am to High C
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Under an uncle’s mattress, in the woods, in a dairy barn, at the local dump numerous times. Today’s generation knows nothing of the struggle that we had to find fap material. Most of the time a Sears catalog and a vivid imagination was the best we could muster.
necessity is the mother of invention
We found a couple of non-mainstream dirty magazines under a concrete train trestle that were probably left there by a worker or hobo. This was in the age of full bush, and Playboy didn't get too "detailed" with their pictures. Needless to say a group of 11-12 year olds got a surprising and VERY detailed anatomy lesson upon opening those pages
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:16 am to madamsquirrel
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wives/moms did not work and they cleaned your room/the house so it was harder to hide it from them
Ah, yeah that makes sense. Me & my older brother had a little spot in our shed out back where we would hide everything. I'll never forget the day I found some ugly wrinkled cigarette in his pack. Didn't even have a filter. I figured he wouldn't care if I smoked it since it looked defective.
Momma made spaghetti that night & I think I had 4 plates of it.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 10:17 am
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:17 am to AlterDWI
Was riding bikes home from getting a snow cone when I was about 12 and my friend spotted a Hustler in the ditch on the side of the road that someone had thrown out their car. It was the first hustler I had ever seen. We brought it back to the house. I had no clue they could get that explicit in print.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:20 am to VABuckeye
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lingerie section of the Sears catalog
The ol standby.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:21 am to AlterDWI
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I found a Hustler in an Ace hardware bathroom. Didn't take it with me.
I bet you left something though...
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:22 am to AlterDWI
nope
but I left several for others to enjoy
but I left several for others to enjoy
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:22 am to SUB
Me and a buddy were driving along a 2 lane road and I spotted some "trash" as we passed the entry drive into the area below the dam. On a hunch I had him turn around and go back into the road. Well, well well. "Top Heavy" and some others. Good condition too.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:29 am to AlterDWI
As kids, we used to lift adult magazines from the dumpster of the bachelor officer's quarters on the Marine base.
At that time, tit pics was all that we obtained, usually from Playboy.
At that time, tit pics was all that we obtained, usually from Playboy.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:29 am to AlterDWI
I found my dad’s Penthouse mag stack out in his shed when I was a kid. I remember he had the Madonna issue IIRC.
My godfather used to have a nudie calendar in his business in the back employee bathroom and I used to always have to go pee when I was there.
My godfather used to have a nudie calendar in his business in the back employee bathroom and I used to always have to go pee when I was there.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:30 am to AlterDWI
This thread brings back some memories. I once worked at a boat launch in my early teen years back in the mid 60's and one day someone had dumped about 2 garbage cans worth of trash in the shell covered parking lot.
In that heap was several Playboy and a few other "Men's Magazines" of that era and it was like finding gold. All tame stuff by what was to come in a few years time.
This was before Penthouse was available in the U.S. and Hustler was years away from being published with their gynecological shots of women splay legged with nothing to hide.
Of course they got "saved" and passed around to my friends at the time.
In that heap was several Playboy and a few other "Men's Magazines" of that era and it was like finding gold. All tame stuff by what was to come in a few years time.
This was before Penthouse was available in the U.S. and Hustler was years away from being published with their gynecological shots of women splay legged with nothing to hide.
Of course they got "saved" and passed around to my friends at the time.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:31 am to AlterDWI
This weird great uncle would always gift us books from his collection as Christmas presents. I got a book one year that I actually decided to open and look at and a bunch of torn out dirty magazine pages were hiding throughout the book. Best gift I received that year. Never was sure if it was intentional or by mistake
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:37 am to AlterDWI
Yep. Found a little hangout spot behind my friend’s house. Had multiple waterproof containers with playboy and penthouse magazines.
12 year old me didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but that first image of a vagina blew my mind.
12 year old me didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but that first image of a vagina blew my mind.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:37 am to AlterDWI
Yep. Out in the woods by my house. Playboys and Penthouse. Those were the days.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:39 am to AlterDWI
Was introduced to Match the Snatch from a Hustler I found in a hollowed out trunk of a downed tree in the late ‘70s.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:40 am to AlterDWI
Never thought about it, but I found a stack in an old abandoned garage about 56 years ago. Checks out.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:41 am to AlterDWI
Heck yeah, when I was 8 or 9 and it helped jumpstart puberty
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:44 am to AlterDWI
I am in my 60s. When I was in my early, early teens and my buddy next door took our pellet guns into the woods for a hunt in the woods off newly made roads that later became a subdivision. This was a very isolated area. We walked into the woods and found two stacks of magazines about three feet high each. We flipped through some pages and looked at boobs. But the paper was nasty wet in south Louisiana. And we left and that is that. But yes. I've found them and it was in the late1960s.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:46 am to AlterDWI
When I was a kid we were members of a hunting camp. The guys in one of the buildings had a massive stack of the raunchiest shite. Hustler, High Society, Cherry (or was it Cheri?), etc. There were so many that they never realized that 12-year-old me stole a few and hid them in the woods behind the house then showed them off to all my buds.
Prior to the interwebz, dirty mags were about the most reliable way for a young boy to see boobs and bush
Prior to the interwebz, dirty mags were about the most reliable way for a young boy to see boobs and bush
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