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re: Have we discussed Jeff Bezos new woman, Lauren Sanchez (NSFW maybe?)

Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27877 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:47 pm to
She aint worth a million dollars, let alone multiple billions
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9411 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:49 pm to
He has a type...
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29473 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:43 pm to
Bezos hittin' that HGH pretty hard, among other things.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39105 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:06 pm to
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She probably has a mouth like a Hoover and will do any and everything you ask.

You shouldn’t have to ask.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39105 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:10 pm to
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I'm pretty sure he's super gay.

Did his dick taste like shite?
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
10348 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:12 pm to
I think she smells of a fajita kitchen
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:19 pm to
whats wrong with her face, besides some bad lifts and tucks?

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29141 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

whats wrong with her face, besides some bad lifts and tucks?



Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 4:40 pm to
Bezos is really trying hard to not look like this
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13804 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 4:55 pm to
Aged women aside, I’d definitely have that right eye opened up to match my left one a little closer.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25931 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 5:01 pm to


His stylist should be fired on the spot for sending him out like this without a gold chain hanging from his neck. Inexcusable fashion faux pas!
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6726 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:19 pm to
Are those breast implants in her cheeks?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:24 pm to
Bezos rocking the Vasque Sundowners?
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10186 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:39 pm to
That’s a man baby
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

NSFW maybe?

You cannot be serious.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17040 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:53 pm to
looks like she could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28823 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:00 pm to
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These billionaire nerds are total arse with women. Gates. The Beez. Elon. All that money and can’t score.









Im not saying they’re all OT10s but he hasn’t done terribly.
Posted by nuRally
Member since Mar 2018
139 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:53 pm to
Why the hell would he limit himself to single digit number of women? Tiger was doing it right until he was stupid enough for the press / public to find out.
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3703 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:14 am to
He is getting pegged by her.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13615 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 7:33 am to
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World richest man (depending on what day it is) and that's the best he can pull?


He’s worth about $25 billion compared to the next closest person (Elon), so regardless of what day it is he’s the richest man in the world.
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