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re: Have we discussed Jeff Bezos new woman, Lauren Sanchez (NSFW maybe?)

Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50665 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:24 am to
She reminds me of this

Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:26 am to
been a while. pretty sure this was their next door neighbor and i'm pretty sure the reason he and his wife got a divorce. She left her husband as well.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:26 am to




If you stare at that jacket long enough, you can see a penguin in 3D
Posted by Dennis Celery
Member since Apr 2021
708 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:26 am to


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:27 am to
what is it with these uber wealthy dudes and their affinity for rough, skanky looking hoes?
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29114 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:29 am to
A poor man's Lauren Graham.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:30 am to
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She looks like she will be a very wealthy divorced woman in the next 10 years.



He'd have to be full retard to get married again without an ironclad pre-nup.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:31 am to
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He'd have to be full retard to get married again without an ironclad pre-nup.




smart thing to do is pay her off up front, but why get married unless he's planning on procreating?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:31 am to
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what is it with these uber wealthy dudes and their affinity for rough, skanky looking hoes?


It's probably harder to find someone that's not going to screw you over than you think. There's a massive number of potential legal issues that could arise if you select the wrong person.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65528 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:32 am to
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Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
16970 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:33 am to
With all that money you’d think he could afford some hair and decent clothes
Posted by Comic_Tiger
Member since Jul 2020
1277 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:33 am to
there are oil guys walkin around Houston and Lafayette that have lost a ton of their worth that are still pulling in better than that.

Dude needs to focus on that instead of being a whiny bitch boy on how awesome SpaceX is compared to his shitty Blue Horizon shite.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:34 am to
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It's probably harder to find someone that's not going to screw you over than you think.


once the lawyers get involved all of that trust/trustworthiness is out the door, may as well get someone attractive to frick and then be fricked over by?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29886 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:36 am to
how small is his penis to only be able to score a 2-3 as a billionaire

Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2603 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:39 am to
Not worth losing billions over.

If I'm that guy, I'm playing life like Bilzerian on streroids.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19495 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:52 am to

She has a few manmade features. The lips aren’t the ones God gave her.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21855 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:52 am to
quote:

what is it with these uber wealthy dudes and their affinity for rough, skanky looking hoes?
Its not just uber wealthy dudes. I'm poor and have an affinity for rough, skanky looking hoes
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:53 am to
He downgraded
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:56 am to
He can do better
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31882 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:57 am to
dude is straight up Lex Luthor
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