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re: Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English? I got a good one for ya...

Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48856 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:24 am to
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She's friendly and smiles. She's from Brazil. She doesn't have any friends here or "compadres",


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wants to see me again. What would you do OT???


You are either trolling for some reason or have never gotten laid in your life with a question like this.
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2074 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:26 am to
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from Brazil. . . . .


Next time I see her I would walk up yo her and say "Bom Dia!" To which she would likely respond "To Da Bem!"

She would probably get excited and say something else in Portuguese to which I would let her down by saying "Noa fallo Portuguese!"

That's all I got . . . Good Luck!

Please note that has been over 30 years since I took Portuguese and pretty much failed the class so my use of the language is probably way off!
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37995 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:26 am to
She'd already be asking me how I liked my eggs.


If it's taken this long for you to talk to her, IDK, maybe get a translator app.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52208 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:26 am to
15 years renting in the same complex?
$1000 says you’ll show up at the office tomorrow with a clip on tie and a short sleeve white button down.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120263 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:32 am to
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This gym used to be a large grocery store so at any given 5pm time a few 100 folks might be there.


So people go expecting to buy groceries and realize its a gym and decide to work out?
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5054 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:37 am to
My current gf does not speak any English whatsoever.. she is Cambodian but currently lives in a different part of Asia.. there are only two things she knows in English - “OK” (apparently even in the jungles of Borneo they know OK).. and she knows ‘Daddy’ …. She is 28, and i am 46- but she still likes to call me Daddy, so i let her.. it’s real common , at least among Asian chicks .
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4977 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:51 am to
OP

Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:54 am to
You should stick with your normal guys gay boy
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

My current gf does not speak any English whatsoever.. she is Cambodian but currently lives in a different part of Asia.. there are only two things she knows in English - “OK” (apparently even in the jungles of Borneo they know OK).. and she knows ‘Daddy’ …. She is 28, and i am 46- but she still likes to call me Daddy, so i let her.. it’s real common , at least among Asian chicks .


I have so many questions
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5054 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:07 am to
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I have so many questions




Ask away, but i cannot guarantee that i will answer
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:09 am to
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I think she's noticed me off and on the last few weeks, but mostly doesn't look at me


I say this every time I leave HEB Sunday afternoons.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:10 am to
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swim and tan


Interesting. Are you a dude?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41543 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:10 am to
Have you met this girl in real life?
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
1138 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:11 am to
You have to be comfortable with her speaking her language around you to family and friends. Even if they are talking about you.

It is fun to use the translator app to listen to their conversations. You can surprise them with an answer when they don’t think you understand.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5054 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:28 am to
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Have you met this girl in real life?




Many times.. we have been together almost 6 months .. sometimes it is hard not being able to carry on even a basic conversation - other times it does not really matter, if you catch my drift.. either way, the Google Translate app helps immensely .

Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26071 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:38 am to
First: gym pussy rarely ever ends well and it may cost you your gym. Leave gym pussy alone.

Second: you go to rando apartments and swim in their pool? Dafuq?
Posted by Caesar0153
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
13 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:40 am to
5’10 Latina? Did you look closely for an Adam’s apple?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15717 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:41 am to
Yes. A Thai exchange student who was here to learn English. We had to use translate apps for most of our communication. She was getting her masters in mathematics or something like that.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16355 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:43 am to
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What would you do OT?



I gathered you're at least 15, probably time to start figuring this kind of thing out.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37601 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:45 am to
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but wants to see me again.

What would you do OT???


Make sure she saw me again.



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