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Has anyone ever tried Jankem?

Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:55 pm
Posted by MettShow69
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Nov 2015
482 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:55 pm
Per Wikipedia:
Jenkem is a supposed inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste.

Which one of you Pontchatoula baws has given this a try?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:04 pm to
I ventured into a bathroom in tiger stadium. Pretty sure that counts.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138859 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

fermented human waste
insert beer snob joke here
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32446 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:04 pm to
You do it every time you toss your boyfriend’s salad.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38578 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:16 pm to
I always figured it was a myth created to trick people into huffing shite.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63321 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:21 pm to
Ima go ahead and pass on that one...
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:22 pm to
I’d give it a shot. Might as well try them all
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:28 pm to
Some friends do it in tiger stadium when they can’t sneak booze in. I use the term “friends” loosely
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:14 pm to
Thanks, but I'm just gonna say NO. Just like Nancy Reagan taught me to do.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32430 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:15 pm to
When I was in rehab a couple of guys got in trouble for doing it. That was the first I’d heard of it. Quite disgusting.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23563 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:59 pm to
Does a Dutch oven count?
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:55 am to
quote:

Has anyone ever tried Jankem?



Actually, yes. It tasted like shite.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69757 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:57 am to
I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten methane poisoning post jack in the box
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 1:31 am to
Never heard of this till now




Posted by bconne1
Member since Jun 2006
776 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 6:17 am to
It’s a hoax.

LINK
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 7:38 am to
Even if it was real, people would just eat mushrooms to trip.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 7:40 am to
I only like Asian Jenkem. What sucks is an hour later I feel empty again
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 7:41 am
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22031 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:21 am to
This Swedish hooker pulled out these John’s dicks and then she did Jankem!
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