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re: Has anyone ever broken a finger trying to peel an ORANGE?

Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3276 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:22 pm to
Does this mean typing hurts and you won't be able to post as much? *fingers crossed*
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12454 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Has anyone ever broken a finger trying to peel an ORANGE?

No, but who hasn’t broken a cherry with a finger?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17203 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:32 pm to
I thought I was weak and feeble after a full 5 days in the hospital and going back the next day as symptoms returned. But at no time in my weebly wobbly wandering around the house have I ever broken as much as a nail peeling fruit.
Posted by Elon Musketeer
Member since Feb 2023
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Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:59 pm to
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tarzana


Reddit is missing you.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30175 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:00 pm to
Women do lose bone mass after 30
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21660 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:05 pm to
Make sure you stay away from bananas
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45695 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:14 pm to
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Orange you mad you broke your finger?



Posted by SleepyJeaux
Member since Mar 2024
45 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:17 pm to
Nope, only while using a finger on a peach. The peach loved it and so did I.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124383 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:14 pm to
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Who do I sue-- the grocery store who sold the orange, or Sunkist?



The soy drink company that weakened your bones to the state of a centenarian with osteoporosis
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54479 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:14 pm to
You not only broke a finger trying to peel an orange, but then made the choice to go to an urgent care in a Sunday afternoon to get said broken finger "set"?

That's really soft, man.

quote:

tarzana

You know we didn't have these unpeelable oranges before climate change.
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 5:15 pm
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5036 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:15 pm to
Have them check your vagina as well.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1518 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:16 pm to
Did you video it and post it on FB reels too?
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30190 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:37 pm to
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rather the proximal phalanx of my right index finger


1. Perfect finger for a splint

2. Pic? I love broken bones
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124544 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:44 pm to
Typical Biden boy

Soft as charmin toilet paper

We need to toughen you up boy
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8674 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:44 pm to
Sue the plantsmen who have created thicker rinds on oranges to make them last longer and transport without significant bruises. So, who cares if there's less orange inside, it looks good when you buy it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124383 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:45 pm to
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Have them check your vagina as well.



Well, they say you are what you eat.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30190 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:46 pm to
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Sue the plantsmen who have created thicker rinds on oranges


Or maybe his parents for creating him with piss poor protoplasm and brittle bones.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
10150 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:53 pm to
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I'm embarrassed to put this in print

You put a lot of embarrassing things in print. Why would pointing out obvious physical frailties be any more embarrassing than showing your mental ones?
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