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re: Has Anyone Been To Audubon's Cool Zoo Waterpark?

Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3717 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:35 pm to
That looks like a nightmare.
Posted by hipstersquid195
in your fridge, looking for a snack
Member since Aug 2026
40 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:06 pm to
The pricing is pretty outrageous but it's a good time if you got the extra funds to go.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151432 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:15 pm to
For the grown and sexy
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33770 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:33 pm to
I think you mean Monkey Hill. That's still there but now has a playground built on top of it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73602 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:38 pm to
:thatsbait:
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13336 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

What are the odds of a shooting?


May have one in the parking lot. It is a little hard to hide a gun in a swimsuit or bikini. Unless it is a really small one you can store in your prison wallet. Just don’t clench it may go off.

I wonder if the Zoo has a contract with ES&H for an oil spill clean up after the event.
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 4:48 am
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8129 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:04 pm to
Hard pass the only way you should go to a pool party is in an extremely wealthy area or you will get the usual suspects.

Get you sip and dip gurl
Posted by Them
Metry
Member since Nov 2008
11402 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:14 pm to
We went 2 years ago when we first moved here.

It was fun, but we were basically the only white people there. If that’s not your jam, you will not have a good time.
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
34860 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:17 pm to
Tell your mom not to forget to put sun tan lotion on you.

Is she packing your favorite snacks?
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5090 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:32 am to
No, I am referring to monkey island. There was a monkey hill, as well. In the late 1960s, there was a small land mass surrounded by water with small monkeys on it. People could throw food to them, and if you threw it in the water, they would sometimes swim out a little to grab the food.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19355 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:37 am to
I saw this posted last night. The comments were getting good. This morning the comments are turned off.
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
2693 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:43 am to
I have been to cool zoo multiple times, but not in the past three years. Its a good thing to do for the situation. I looked at it as you take the kids to the zoo, see animals, and before you leave you cool off in the cool zoo. Its a good concept.

Now for attending an organized event, I don't know about that. The good news is that it costs $55 and everything there is for purchase. The more that an event costs the better the experience is. I learned that gradually over time.

Do it and tell us how it went.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18198 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:52 am to
Oh boy. Nasty arse and coochie tea.

Is this just for fat people?

No thanks.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4469 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:00 am to
Primordial soup.



Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33831 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:01 am to
That looks horrible
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50625 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:57 am to
bravo
Posted by Wildman 22
SW Ms
Member since Jun 2023
232 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:35 am to
They definitely put the "lazy" in the lazy river. Looks like a pool full of cocoa puffs. I bet the parking lot is full of busted arse Altimas.
Posted by BillyMadison
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2023
387 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:41 am to
Did Carnival Cruise shipwreck?
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12044 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:43 am to
It is everything I love about New Orleans!
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76046 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 11:12 am to
You'll see more black arse than the Tybee Island free clinic.
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