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Has Anyone Been To Audubon's Cool Zoo Waterpark?

Posted on 8/7/26 at 3:59 pm
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33770 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 3:59 pm
Was looking to go this weekend since they're doing theme nights each week. I saw the pricing was a little high for $55 a person but figured I'd bite the bullet.

Yacht Rock from 7-10pm tonight
R&B tomorrow night

Here were some of the amenities listed:
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Live DJs – Featuring top New Orleans DJs spinning the perfect summer beats.
Specialty Cocktails – Unique drinks crafted for each themed night.
Savory Bites – Delicious food available for purchase.
Lazy River & Splash Zones – Cool off in style at this after-hours aquatic playground.


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:01 pm to





Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179763 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:05 pm to
i'm suddenly jamming to r kelly.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21628 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:09 pm to
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R&B tomorrow night


I don't recommend R&B night which is actually R'ra & B night



Also, don't recommend:
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August 23 Bey/Tay Pop Night - Beyonce and Taylor Swift music by DJ Liz Owen


This post was edited on 8/7/26 at 4:13 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12454 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:12 pm to
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R&B tomorrow night I don't recommend R&B night


What are the odds of a shooting?
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33770 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:13 pm to
I was really just trying to see what the vibe was like. It seems like they have a popular lazy river setup
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118583 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:13 pm to
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What are the odds of a shooting?


Seriously, they might be screening people.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178267 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by ChairmanOfThisBoard
Member since Mar 2010
187 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:14 pm to
And I was hoping Harambe would be the last ape to be shot at a zoo.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21628 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79594 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:16 pm to
Not something I would do as adults. The water is warm as a bathtub at this point in the year. Probbaly 10% piss too.

It.is safe, just not enjoyable. Do Sunnies if you want to see tits and arse.
This post was edited on 8/7/26 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179763 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:16 pm to
its like a carnival cruise with a better exit plan.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79594 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:20 pm to
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its like a carnival cruise with a better exit plan


This is a quality summation
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8826 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:20 pm to
I got enough cooking oil at the house, I don’t need any extra oozing out of my skin that’s just going to lead to a stoped up shower drain.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3329 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:51 pm to
THAT is a river of PISS
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2365 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:09 pm to
lol….not a lot of diversity there.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33770 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:10 pm to
Some say it's the laziest of lazy rivers
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105939 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:11 pm to
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Yacht Rock


Worth the price right there.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5090 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:17 pm to
When I was young, Audubon Zoo used to have Monkey Island. Just sayin'...
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4175 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:18 pm to



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What are the odds of a shooting?



Over zero and less than a hundred.
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