re: Has anybody else had a roommate with a "loud" significant other?

Ask her if she can scream your name instead of his occasionally as it would help you finish quicker.

I never had that issue in college with a roommate, but one of the girls who lived in the apartment next door was loud as all get out. She was banging one of the star baseball players and could be heard f&%king all day every day.

The only issue I ever had with a roommate's SO, was that one of my roommates would argue with his SO all of the time. He was a really nice guy and she would scream at him constantly both in person and over the phone. She was so loud, she didn't even half to be on speaker phone for us to hear her in the next room.

He was referring to banging an OT6 at such an hour.

I lived next door to a deaf couple with thin walls. Basically a pen of pigs squealing every time. She was hot so I didn’t mind and he wasn’t hitting it that often. One of my biggest regrets in college was not making her squeal in my bed.

I had a roommate who's lil sister was very loud. The other guys in the office gave him hell about her and I.(also she was 11 yrs younger).

I had a roommate who managed to completely switch his sleep cycle to where he was completely nocturnal. This was in traditional 2 man dorm rooms. So I’d go to bed while he was up on the computer, he’d apparently drive an hour off to pick up some ho he was dating at another college and bring her back, and then they’d come in and have some quiet sex before I woke up. Either they were super quiet or I learned to sleep extremely hard to deal with his being an a-hole. I’d wake up and find them asleep and they would stay there until about 3 or 4 pm.

One day I wake up and she’s not there and he’s awake and rummaging around the room. On his forearm, he has one of the worst bite marks I have ever seen. Perfect teeth marks with dark purple in the middle.

Turns out they got in an argument the night before when he went to pick her up and she bit the frick out of his arm. The better part is that he clocked her in the head with a full 2 liter of coke to break the bite off.

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She wants you to hear because she's a whore and wants you to join.

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I bet she's asking him, "Is he coming to join us yet?" over, and over. Make your move now!

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then 24 pages

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It would take 24 to get to her...22 more after the reveal...if that dog don't hunt...11 pages tops

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Just out your ear to the wall and whack off. That’s what I used to do.