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re: Has anybody else had a roommate with a "loud" significant other?

Posted on 2/17/18 at 11:33 pm to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 11:33 pm to
Buying ear plugs one day, moving out the next
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:38 am to
quote:

You’ve never played “dueling Bang-hoes” with your roommate?

You haven’t lived yet


Always enjoyed playing that game.

Once while visiting my mother-in-law, we heard her and her husband going at it, and my wife decided to out scream her.


There had been a bit of drinking earlier in the night.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:43 am to
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
41002 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 2:07 am to
quote:

Once while visiting my mother-in-law, we heard her and her husband going at it, and my wife decided to out scream her.


There had been a bit of drinking earlier in the night.


quote:

BamaChemE


Checks out
This post was edited on 2/18/18 at 2:07 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 4:33 am to
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Should I go ask to join?


If Pornhub is to be believed, this is a great way for you to get laid.

On the downside, it is a devil's threesome.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 5:21 am to
To answer the question, a couple friends of mine were roommates in mcvoy. One was dating this chick and she would sleep over pretty often. The roommate would wake up to "the sound when you are mixing the cheese, milk, and butter when you are making box mac n cheese"

We still call her macaroni to this day.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11477 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 6:16 am to
Years ago a group of us were staying in a duplex style camp for the weekend. One of the guys on the other side had brought some ho and we could hear them banging when we went to bed. I was pretty drunk so I went to sleep. I woke up 4 hours later and they were still fricking. It had kept my buddy up all night.

Later that day the guy walks out smiling. ....proud of himself. Then she came out. She was one of the ugliest women I have ever seen. I mean she would be an OT negative 6. I would have made her stay inside then slipped her out after everyone left.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 6:57 am to
Amazing story
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 8:03 am to
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Then, I pretty much moved in with my future husband.


I wonder how many dads are paying rent on an empty room because their daughters won't tell them they are living with their boyfriends
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1895 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 8:08 am to
quote:

so I can hear her getting railed right now.


quote:

Currently I'm in the living room playing video games


Checks out why you had to make this post. It seems I've always been the one with the loud GF.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 8:23 am to
Take them to church at healing place....they’ll fix em right up
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
82662 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 8:25 am to
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Should I go ask to join? Or just congrat him on the sex?




Both
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 8:31 am to
I had an apartment that shared a bedroom wall with the neighbors. They’d have loud screaming sex all the time. It was more of a turn on than annoying.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Sorry no pics. Her dad goes on here. But a solid OT6


Let me get this party started for the sleuths of the OT.

Girl is getting banged and you've spoken to her or him or both about TD.

Get a pic that doesn't show her face and post
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 9:29 am to
I had no scruples in college.

I would bang this chick nightly at the frat house, and my roommate had the grace to pretend to sleep through it.

Then one morning, after he'd apparently had enough, he asked her, "I wonder...do you see God every night, or just when you're here?"

And that, friends and neighbors, was the end of that shite.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 9:45 am to
Cool, man.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 10:20 am to
A year after college, I lived with two friends in a house in Athens. One dudes bedroom and mine were next to each other and my closet was on the wall of his room. She had a real sweet voice and her moaning would turn me on. I would crawl into my closet and sit with my ear pressed against the wall and whack off. Sorry for partying but I was a horn dog and if I wasn't currently banging someone I got by on this a few nights.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I was in my room doing homework

quote:

I hear the bed shaking and her moaning pretty loud for 2:00pm on a Thursday.


quote:

I'm in the living room playing video games

quote:

they're taking a shower together...I can hear her getting railed right now


I bet your dad is real proud of you. Your roommate is the son he never had.

You're an adult that is fiddling around on a joy stick while your roommate is stuffing this broad.
This post was edited on 2/18/18 at 10:32 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20650 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 10:42 am to
I dated a girl who was loud and it embarrassed me. Any time she started moaning I put my finger on her lips and she started sucking it so she’d be quiet.

I had 6 roommates at that time and I gave absolutely no fricks. I definitely fricked her a couple of times in our living room quick and dirty when I had multiple roommates home. I was the only person who ever was in the living room anyway and getting to the living room was kinda awkward so that was t even a concern
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Once while visiting my mother-in-law, we heard her and her husband going at it, and my wife decided to out scream her.


Your wife was trying to out scream her mother?

Stay classy Bama
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