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re: Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?

Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:54 pm to
No. I wouldn't waste time unless I knew it was a sure thing
Posted by Tbonepatron
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by Dam Guide
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:01 pm to
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Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?
Had this happen in Vegas. Chick seemed ready to go.

Got her back to the room and she changed like a light switch and I realized just how drunk/high/crazy she was. Told her she had to leave. She flipped out and then offered to "dance naked on the coffee table but no touching."


This was totally someone who didn't want to pay for a room and was using you. Couch surfing people at bars is common for assholes to pull.

It doesn't make sense for the chick in the OP story though since they were both at the conference. This bitch just felt wronged and went after the dude. You don't put yourself in someone's hotel room if you don't want anything sexual.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:05 pm to
"There will be no sex."

"GTFO"
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:06 pm to
That’s some bull shite

You don’t go home from a bar with someone or go to a hotel room and not have sex.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by shawnlsu
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:15 pm to
After reading the title I was sure this was a LSUcoyote thread
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:24 pm to
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Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?


Regardless of whether they intend on having sex or not they usually say something like this. It looks bad to go back with someone admitting their a whore.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:26 pm to
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Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?
No, but a buddy and I asked two chicks to go eat breakfast after a Houston bar closed and it didn't end well. They rode in the car with us to an IHOP. After we got there we all went to the bathroom, where Jim and I talked about how silly staying out this much later was, so we sneaked out and went home. Yes, we left them there with no vehicle. We had both sobered up a little, and decided it wasn't worth the effort, and we weren't that hungry. Chicks shouldn't take so much time when they go to the bathroom. That gave us time to decide, and leave.

It's not something I'm proud of, but it seems pertinent in these uncertain times. Just think how cancelled we would be if they had tweeted out the story of Jim and I D-squaring them instead of the restaurant. At least we did it before anyone ordered food.

This story could be part of an episode of some future "Mad Men" series. A series that will show a generation of both birthing, and non-birthing, persons the archaic system of males competing for females and then using them for sexual pleasure. Even though my story is what I consider an all-time low in my mating tactics, the future TV series will make out like people in the 80's did this all the time.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 2:32 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:30 pm to
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Yeah, I'm married to her


Posted by antibarner
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:44 pm to
You just get an understanding by finding out their beliefs about the Hereafter.

If they are not Hereafter what you are Hereafter, they will be Hereafter you are gone.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 2:51 pm to
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Yeah, I'm married to her


Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:16 pm to
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I think she talks about the bathrobe pic because she knows he has a copy and she's probably smiling in it.

Why would a drunk chick go to a hotel room, strip down, put on a bathrobe but not want sex? There's probably other photos she'd rather not mention.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:35 pm to
No means yes. Yes means anal.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?



Sure, but I know she didn't mean it. - Trillhog.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 3:51 pm to
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Has a drunk chick ever said she'll go to your hotel room but wants nothing sexual?


What the frick are we gonna do then, play parcheesi?

It’s like “Netflix and chill”

I mean, read between the lines
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84725 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 4:01 pm to
I had a sober girl spend the night in my dorm bed but only wanted to cuddle. Was weird and then I learned she did the same thing with my cousin weeks prior.

I didn’t kick her out bc I kept thinking we’d frick. We didn’t.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 4:04 pm to
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Why would a drunk chick go to a hotel room, strip down, put on a bathrobe but not want sex? There's probably other photos she'd rather not mention.





i've seen it happen just once.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28501 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 4:32 pm to
Have her sign an NDA baws
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