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re: Harris Co TX deputy that didn't get laid last night vows to give everybody a ticket

Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6136 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:54 pm to
Only Fan account Activate!
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10792 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:59 pm to
Her head is what needs cracking
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2257 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

How big a numerator are we talking here?


She has nice cans and a little belly so maybe a 15, but her bottom half is strangely thin. So imagine if 15/7 was a person.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4397 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 3:33 pm to
These attention whore social media queens that try to pretend to play tough Police Officers in our uniforms for clicks are the worst.

This life isn’t for the weak and it’s certainly not worth a few extra clicks or likes from people you really don’t know. They almost all flame out after the honeymoon phase of the job wears off.

Not before embarrassing themselves and those of us who quietly committed our lives to helping others because it’s the right thing to do.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133363 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 3:50 pm to
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where were these cops when I was cuffed and stuffed in the back seat




"Cracking" you, sounds like
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34011 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 4:04 pm to
Any cop who posts on social media in uniform should be fired.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30027 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

Never seen a person wear their watch over their sleeve cuff.


The only person who could ever really get away with it was Gianni Agnelli. You see it occasionally now and it is called Agnelli style. It works if you are an Italian billionaire fashionista. Unless you are a bona fide fashion icon you might want to lean away from it, though I have seen more women doing it in the last few years.

Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8178 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:08 pm to
She can search me..
Posted by TIGERVATO
Spring, TX.
Member since Jan 2008
1930 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:10 pm to
ALL DEI hires. Pathetic!
This post was edited on 8/4/25 at 5:11 pm
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8178 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:10 pm to
Lazy mofo, at least put a link in.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5193 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:16 pm to
I'm available to help out
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5193 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:17 pm to
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built like an improper fraction.

Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2257 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50874 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 5:25 pm to
People need to stop sharing so much about themselves on the internet.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54895 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 6:43 pm to
until she called for backup
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135997 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 6:47 pm to
Why in the world would you record and post that?
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1509 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 6:50 pm to
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No matter how hot she is there's someone tired of her shite...


Yeah but the willingness of a married man to go balls deep is more proportional to looks than it is crazy.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8178 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 6:52 pm to


Also, she is definitely high-spanic. Young CR would still let her cuff him though.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19175 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Looks like a Mexican Olsen twin minus the heroin

I thought all female cops were heroines.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120110 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 8:22 pm to
That's a crew..
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