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re: Guy caught going 191 MPH in the Woodlands

Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29906 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:31 am to
191 mph on a motorcycle would make a nice splat on the road….
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6881 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:40 am to
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Guy shouldn't be able to drive a single thing until he's like 35.


The State should suspend his license for at least a year. We are WAY to gracious on handing out drivers licenses.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172265 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:46 am to
There’s a retard on YouTube named Crash Test Goat who posts videos riding around Houston on his motorcycle at speeds like that. I was hoping this was him.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17873 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:49 am to
I’m sure they’ll use a picture of him smiling in his obituary though!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17934 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:11 am to
Baw looks stoned in that mug shot. I guess going 191mph on a crotch rocket is easy when you don't have the yips.

Glad he didn't kill any innocents.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3829 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:14 am to
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His brand-new Kawasaki will now be seized

Should have bought the Suzuki.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
33928 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:31 am to
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Dillen Ray Martin, 21, of Orange, Texas


Get that trash out of Montgomery
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
3888 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:36 am to
It’s not very Christian of me to say, but it should happen sooner rather than later. I just hope he doesn’t take out some poor person on their way to work.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:42 am to
Would he die any less violent a death at 100 mph over 191 mph? Might even get vaporized at that speed.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79732 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:45 am to
inbred
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
658 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 10:31 am to
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If he's routinely going 190 mph... Fate will handle the punishment.




I'm all for that except that a LSU coed just got killed by one of these assholes on a crotch rocket. If he wants to die going fast, take him up in the helo to 10,000' and throw him out the door. At least he won't hurt anyone else while he's getting his wish. .
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48993 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 10:35 am to
Why would they have a right to seize his bike? Is he expected to forfeit his ride for going too fast?
Posted by Coeur du Tigre
It was just outside of Barstow...
Member since Nov 2008
2010 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 10:48 am to
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If he's routinely going 190 mph... Fate will handle the punishment.
That's why the medical profession calls these crotch rockets "Donorcycles."
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70402 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 10:58 am to
If AI would generate Orange Texas a face, this would not be a surprising result:
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Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69818 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 11:01 am to
at least he wasn’t arrested in Harris County. He’d be given a slap on the wrist by a judge and Lina Hildalgo would hold a parade for him outside the courthouse for being brave
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15821 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 11:24 am to
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191 mph on a motorcycle would make a nice splat on the road….


About 10 years ago I was at the front gate of the farm (very rural area of Alabama) and a guy came by on one of those rice rockets. Doing well over 150. Road has a decent curve about a half mile from me. Dude didnt make turn, bike hit a culvert and the was launched off it and hit a brand new 5 strand barb wire fence. But he only hit the top 2 strands, so he was only cut into 3 pieces instead of 5. Good thing he was wearing a helmet though!!

Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1726 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 12:28 pm to
He looks remorseful.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14761 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 12:32 pm to
He’s making gas at a two fold rate at those speeds.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25071 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 12:36 pm to
He looks like he is too stupid to be driving 20 mph.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3339 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 12:43 pm to
Don’t know about his jurisdiction but in Alabama he could be hit with attempting to elude (class b felony 2-20 years), reckless endangerment (class a misdemeanor 1 year), and ticketed of course for all of the moving violations.
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