re: Guy always hugs wife/GF and doesn't acknowledge you. Next Move?

A married friend of mine has a crush on my wife. He shakes my hand and acknowledges me but I know he does that so he can get a hug and have my wife's tits mash against him. At least he follows proper protocol . He shakes my hand first so that I give him the all clear on the boob smash. No biggie. He has an ugly arse wife and I know it makes his day.

Now this guy the OP is talking about has a crush on his wife and hates the OP for being married to his sex fantasy. I don't think he is boning your wife man but he is completely getting his rocks off on the boob smash and throwing it in your face. The boob smash gift is fine if the dude is going through proper protocol and getting the all clear by acknowledging you first. But this dude is just taking the boob smash without permission and basically saying frick you.

You need to end that shite. Next time he moves in for the hug you move between them and shake his hand or even better...hug him before he even knows what's going on. Whatever you do, stay between them and prevent him from achieving his objective. If it escalates from there, just call him on his bull shite.

Accidentally send a video of you frick her to him. Plant your flag and show your dominance

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just call him on his bull shite.

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I don't get all the passive aggressive thoughts here.

Just laughingly say next time, "hey, I notice you always hug her, but never say hi to me. What's up?"

Not in a threatening way, but calling him out on it will probably make him feel embarrassed.

This is all assuming that he isn't actually banging your wife. If he is, then this hugging business is the least of your problems.

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If it makes a difference he was probably never taught respect, doesn't have much physical presence, and his name is Grayson.

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Yet he is ballsy enough to be having an affair with your wife and hug her in front of you.

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PCRammer

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Member since Jan 2014
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Grayson has already sprayed them guts.

Or at least has seriously sent the message that he is ready, willing and able to.

Damn bro you should probably search through her phone. Now is a good time to start being overly paranoid

Give his girl a kiss on the cheek next time you see them.

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my daughter's best friend's dad is a fairly well-known rockstar and when he drops her off in his maserati for a play date, he's always making googley eyes at Mrs CAD. 

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I wouldn't worry about it. She probably doesn't even know who Joe Walsh is.

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and his name is Grayson.

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Let me guess... he wears a north face vest, designer jeans, loafers, and still cuts his hair in a faux hawk. Touchy with all the women. Yeah, I can picture this guy.

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i got this one beat. my daughter's best friend's dad is a fairly well-known rockstar and when he drops her off in his maserati for a play date, he's always making googley eyes at Mrs CAD.

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He's probably just shocked at how big her hands are