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re: Going in for a vasectomy in a few minutes.

Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Oopskie
Member since Apr 2007
2177 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:06 am to
wear a jock strap for a few days after and don't do much, you'll be fine
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
17989 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:07 am to
just don't skimp on the icing. That will be the best thing you can do. Less ice you use, longer the recovery takes.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10853 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:10 am to
Subtle future sex brag....
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:14 am to
quote:

My wife started birth control after my vasectomy.
That's because her boyfriend is spraying them guts, he's still a whole man, and now you'll know the baby isn't yours.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 10:15 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166249 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:15 am to
quote:

That's because her boyfriend is spraying them guts and he's still a whole man.



double dicking is the only explanation.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12810 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:20 am to
quote:

That's because her boyfriend is spraying them guts, he's still a whole man, and now you'll know the baby isn't yours.


walked in to that one.

Her dermatologist put her on it for her skin...










Right guys?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:23 am to
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:33 am to
That guy actually looks exactly like you. He just doesn’t have a shitty dog
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18770 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:47 am to
I was fine with my procedure after about 12 hrs. I milked it for 2 days with the wife though.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:48 am to
quote:

That guy actually looks exactly like you. He just doesn’t have a shitty dog




That dude looks exactly like him...gay mouth open smile and everything.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
21998 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:50 am to
Be prepared for hot flashes, vertigo, loss of body hair, and breast growth.

ETA: sorry, that is when you get castrated.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:51 am to
You mean handsome?

Thanks!

And nice teeth!


And storng too!


quote:

That dude looks exactly like him...gay mouth open smile and everything

Thanks for the kind words.

But I show my pretty smile, no open mouth.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 11:11 am
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:53 am to
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I was fine with my procedure after about 12 hrs. I milked it for 2 days with the wife though.


I think outcome is highly dependent on the skill of the doc doing it, some are sloppy/ lazy and make incisions far larger than necessary. I had no swelling, or pain, didn’t even use ice pack. A number of other guys I worked with used the same doc, and had similar results.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7689 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:57 am to
Not a basketball fan? I thought all dudes scheduled their vasectomies the Wednesday before the start of March Madness.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18770 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:57 am to
Dude, that is fricked up posting pics of your kids on here (assuming it is your kid) without the face blurred out
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:58 am to
You're quite bowlegged
Posted by slapahoe
USA
Member since Sep 2009
7442 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 10:58 am to
why the hell it took so long between visits?
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22682 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:10 am to
I'm scheduled for next week and it took that long due to doc being booked
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3501 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:33 am to
Best place to get a vasectomy in Austin: Dr. Dick Chop

Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8001 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 11:34 am to
Wait for the clear sample! I know a few guys who still had a few in the chamber and had a post-vasectomy kid.

My Doc wanted a sample after 14 loads. My wife made a deal and went one-for-one with me. I was back for the sample in 3 weeks and still had swimmers.
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