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Going in for a vasectomy in a few minutes.

Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:55 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:55 am
What kind of pain am I looking at?

I took a valium an hour ago and honestly don't feel anything.

Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:56 am to
Hold onto your ba

Butt
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5964 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:56 am to
Make sure you check that clipboard to make sure they scheduled you for the correct surgery.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:57 am to
quote:

What kind of pain am I looking at?



kind of late for this don't you think, baw?(baw for now)
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:57 am to
My regret is not taking the valium earlier than I did. As many here will tell you here don't do anything stupid for a few days when you get home. Sit there and do nothing even when you feel like you can. Enjoy the pain meds and being taken care of for a few days.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 8:58 am
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2990 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:57 am to
Probably won’t feel much. Now the day after is a different story.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94846 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:57 am to
Is your wife’s BF getting you a Switch as a present?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:58 am to
whay a waste of money,, the kids aren't yours anyway
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:58 am to
are they using their tiny tools on you? that was such an embarassing moment for me.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Going in for a vasectomy in a few minutes.


Are you wearing a tuxedo?
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:58 am to
Get a couple bags of frozen peas. You’ll thank me later.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:59 am to
You should change your TD name to Snippy.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6819 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:59 am to
Bags of frozen corn and peas will become your new best friend for a day or two....

If you try to push the recovery time..... you will regret it.
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
2888 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:59 am to
"snip snap, snip snap, snip snap, do you have any idea how much toll three vasectomies can take on a person!"

M Scott
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 8:59 am to
If you'd have waited another two weeks you could have enjoyed March Madness.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118922 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:00 am to
Frozen peas are your friend
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12810 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:00 am to
The worst part is getting the shot directly into the tube they are cutting. Feels like a kick in the balls but fades quickly.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:00 am to
Have the wife get ya a a couple good whiskeys.

Keep the buzz going til Monday.

You'll be good to return to work by Tuesday.

DO NOT PUSH YOURSELF. Stay seated all weekend and a day or two after. You will regret it if you get too active


Good luck with the first test fire....thats some dicey shite
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:00 am to
quote:

are they using their tiny tools on you? that was such an embarassing moment for me.

Are the neonatal tools not standard?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55979 posts
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:01 am to
The procedure doesn’t hurt much at all. Just follow doctor’s recommendations regarding recovery and you’ll be as good as new early next week.
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