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Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:02 am to Displaced
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I took a valium an hour ago and honestly don't feel anything.
So did I, but I was cool as a cucumber while some dude shaved my nuts and then watched smoke coming form them as they cauterized the vas deferens. You'll be fine. Enjoy sitting on the couch all weekend.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:02 am to Spankum
The shot in the nuts is painful. Really painful. Enjoy!
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:02 am to Displaced
I don’t remember mine at all ... Dr. tried to do it in the office and I nearly kicked him in the face. Sent me to outpatient surgery instead and they put my arse to sleep.
Woke up high on pain killers and didn’t come down for several days. That shite was great.
Woke up high on pain killers and didn’t come down for several days. That shite was great.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:03 am to Displaced
I was just informed that a nice young latina woman will be shaving my testicles...
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:03 am to Displaced
I did it after work. Drove there. No Valium. Localized my nuts. Legs in stirrups. Snip snip. Done. Drove home. Iced that night. No pain. Some soreness the next day. Tylenol took care of it. Was fine by Monday. Took it easy all weekend.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:04 am to dakarx
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Bags of frozen corn and peas will become your new best friend for a day or two....
You know what kind of frozen vegetable works best?
Snip Beans
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:04 am to Displaced
Getting the shot into your dick is the worst part, but even that doesn't really "hurt".
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:04 am to Displaced
Vasectomy? That's nuts, but it takes balls to make the decision.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:05 am to Displaced
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:06 am to BasilFawlty
OP will be shooting blanks in no time.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:06 am to Success
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I did it after work. Drove there. No Valium. Localized my nuts. Legs in stirrups. Snip snip. Done. Drove home. Iced that night. No pain. Some soreness the next day. Tylenol took care of it. Was fine by Monday. Took it easy all weekend.
Yeah, I really didn't find the experience that bad at all. I was only mildly sore in the first 24 hours and was running around within a week.
The awkward part was taking sperm samples into the doctor's office and handing them to the nurses in the weeks after.
This post was edited on 3/5/21 at 9:07 am
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:07 am to Displaced
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I took a valium
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:07 am to GetCocky11
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The awkward part was taking sperm samples into the doctor's office and handing them to the nurses in the weeks after.
Agree. That was the most awkward part honestly.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:08 am to Displaced
You will feel like driving until you have to push the brake to stop. Let someone else drive if possible and peas are your friend.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:09 am to Displaced
They route the semen into your butt.
So every time you have an orgasm... You are coming into your own arse.
So every time you have an orgasm... You are coming into your own arse.
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:09 am to Success
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I did it after work. Drove there. No Valium. Localized my nuts. Legs in stirrups. Snip snip. Done. Drove home. Iced that night. No pain. Some soreness the next day. Tylenol took care of it. Was fine by Monday. Took it easy all weekend.
mine was a disaster, he was going to do it in the office, I was all prepped and numbed up, he went to do it and there was a line of scar tissue paralleling the vas and said he couldn't tell which was which, had to take me to the hospital and do it the old fashioned way, balls were swollen and as black as an eight ball, had to call him on a Sunday(two days post,) because of pain and swelling, he met me at his office to check on the baws and told me the caue of the bruising was that he had to pull the left one about halfway down to my knee to get to the vas/scar tissue, fun times, hope this helps, OP
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:09 am to Displaced
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Going in for a vasectomy in a few minutes.
Need one of these. Anyone got a rec for a N.O. metro neuter master?
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:16 am to Displaced
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I was just informed that a nice young latina woman will be shaving my testicles...
Dr. Vick?
Posted on 3/5/21 at 9:18 am to Displaced
Just pull out. Why torture yourself?
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