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WB Davis
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Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story

In honor of that Florida man who shot and killed his neighbor's kid for trimming trees near the property line, give us your most obnoxious neighbor story.

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Years ago a neighbor installed a hot tub five feet from our main bedroom window for his teenage kids and their horny friends to enjoy.

Sounded like wounded dogs barking in a slaughterhouse late into the night.

After that we avoided "planned communities" with narrow lot lines.

What you got?


RaginCajunz
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Member since Mar 2009
5005 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
I caught my neighbor dumping his used motor oil behind my fence. I reported it to DEQ. He's moved away thankfully.


Salmon
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On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83084 posts

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nes2010
South Alabama Fan
Member since Jun 2014
6582 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
A neighbor had a generator running for months. I assume they got their power shut off.


LSUfan4444
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2004
53119 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard (which shine towards my master bedroom) so his dog can see if he goes out at night to pee.


Twincam
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2021
399 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
My neighbor mows 2 feet into my side of the yard no matter how many times I ask him not to. Frustrating


Locoguan0
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
3271 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
Lived on a dead end street in Zachary. This girl lived at the end of the block. Teenager, a couple years older than me. Her boyfriend would speed down the road every day after school to drop her off; We are talking 40+ in a 25 in the 90s when kids actually played outside. My dad yelled at him one day and the kid just gave him the finger.

My dad had enough of it. He sat on his porch swing and waiting for the guy to drive by. As soon as he passed, my dad jumped in the Trans Am and parked it perpendicular across the road. When the boyfriend came back, my dad made him park his car and sit on our driveway until a sheriff arrived.
Today, they would have arrested my dad. Back then, they scared the shite out of the boyfriend and sent him on his way with a "warning".


PureBlood
USA Fan
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
3411 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
We were having a gar(b)age sale and halfway though the guy across the street marches over and tells me the person who parked on the right of way in front of his house needed to move their car.


I said "yeh, of course... good luck finding them!"


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Cheese Grits
Columbia Fan
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
52403 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
I live in an old neighborhood where most do not want to live (lol poor I suppose) but great long term folks.


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jpainter6174
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Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
4889 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
quote:

The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard


Pellet gun is your answer.


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Hold That Tiger 10
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Member since Oct 2013
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re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.

Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.

I lost two neighbors that day.


tigernurse
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2005
24875 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
13 years ago, I had couple of HS teachers who were roommates- but their main jobs were operating a meth lab inside the residence. they went to jail, we moved.

my current neighbors are awesome. best neighbors ever.


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Jim Rockford
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
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re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
If you don't have an obnoxious neighbor, you're the obnoxious neighbor.


OWLFAN86
Rice Fan
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
172337 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
Big Lee reference incoming


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LegendInMyMind
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re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
A story in one gif and one image:







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WB Davis
USA Fan
Member since May 2018
1704 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
quote:

Jim Rockford

you're the obnoxious neighbor.

you couldn't afford the property taxes here


secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
2438 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
banged my wife and then sent her back to me!


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mauser
LSU Fan
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
19566 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
Neighbor across the street loudly and obscenely cussing boyfriend out in the front yard in front of her 4 year old.

Gave another boyfriend a blowjob in her driveway in the middle of the day. He in driver's seat and she outside on her knees with car door open.

Cops called on her so many times, she moved.


Sao
SMU Fan
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
63321 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
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you couldn't afford the property taxes here


You sound like a real peach of a neighbor.


ProjectP2294
Purdue Fan
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
68645 posts

re: Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
quote:

I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.

Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.

I lost two neighbors that day.



I know that's a big lee reference, but there was another long thread on here with a guy dealing with a shitty neighbor who drove a tow truck and I never saw the resolution and haven't been able to find the thread.


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