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Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:17 pm
In honor of that Florida man who shot and killed his neighbor's kid for trimming trees near the property line, give us your most obnoxious neighbor story.
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Years ago a neighbor installed a hot tub five feet from our main bedroom window for his teenage kids and their horny friends to enjoy.
Sounded like wounded dogs barking in a slaughterhouse late into the night.
After that we avoided "planned communities" with narrow lot lines.
What you got?
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Years ago a neighbor installed a hot tub five feet from our main bedroom window for his teenage kids and their horny friends to enjoy.
Sounded like wounded dogs barking in a slaughterhouse late into the night.
After that we avoided "planned communities" with narrow lot lines.
What you got?
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:20 pm to WB Davis
I caught my neighbor dumping his used motor oil behind my fence. I reported it to DEQ. He's moved away thankfully.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:20 pm to WB Davis
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:21 pm to WB Davis
A neighbor had a generator running for months. I assume they got their power shut off.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:22 pm to WB Davis
The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard (which shine towards my master bedroom) so his dog can see if he goes out at night to pee.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:22 pm to WB Davis
My neighbor mows 2 feet into my side of the yard no matter how many times I ask him not to. Frustrating
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:24 pm to WB Davis
Lived on a dead end street in Zachary. This girl lived at the end of the block. Teenager, a couple years older than me. Her boyfriend would speed down the road every day after school to drop her off; We are talking 40+ in a 25 in the 90s when kids actually played outside. My dad yelled at him one day and the kid just gave him the finger.
My dad had enough of it. He sat on his porch swing and waiting for the guy to drive by. As soon as he passed, my dad jumped in the Trans Am and parked it perpendicular across the road. When the boyfriend came back, my dad made him park his car and sit on our driveway until a sheriff arrived.
Today, they would have arrested my dad. Back then, they scared the shite out of the boyfriend and sent him on his way with a "warning".
My dad had enough of it. He sat on his porch swing and waiting for the guy to drive by. As soon as he passed, my dad jumped in the Trans Am and parked it perpendicular across the road. When the boyfriend came back, my dad made him park his car and sit on our driveway until a sheriff arrived.
Today, they would have arrested my dad. Back then, they scared the shite out of the boyfriend and sent him on his way with a "warning".
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to WB Davis
We were having a gar(b)age sale and halfway though the guy across the street marches over and tells me the person who parked on the right of way in front of his house needed to move their car.
I said "yeh, of course... good luck finding them!"
I said "yeh, of course... good luck finding them!"
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to WB Davis
I live in an old neighborhood where most do not want to live (lol poor I suppose) but great long term folks.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to LSUfan4444
quote:
The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard
Pellet gun is your answer.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:27 pm to WB Davis
I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.
Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.
I lost two neighbors that day.
Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.
I lost two neighbors that day.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:28 pm to WB Davis
13 years ago, I had couple of HS teachers who were roommates- but their main jobs were operating a meth lab inside the residence. they went to jail, we moved.
my current neighbors are awesome. best neighbors ever.

my current neighbors are awesome. best neighbors ever.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to WB Davis
If you don't have an obnoxious neighbor, you're the obnoxious neighbor.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to jpainter6174
Big Lee reference incoming
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to WB Davis
A story in one gif and one image:


Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:32 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Jim Rockford
you're the obnoxious neighbor.
you couldn't afford the property taxes here
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:40 pm to WB Davis
banged my wife and then sent her back to me!
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:42 pm to WB Davis
Neighbor across the street loudly and obscenely cussing boyfriend out in the front yard in front of her 4 year old.
Gave another boyfriend a blowjob in her driveway in the middle of the day. He in driver's seat and she outside on her knees with car door open.
Cops called on her so many times, she moved.
Gave another boyfriend a blowjob in her driveway in the middle of the day. He in driver's seat and she outside on her knees with car door open.
Cops called on her so many times, she moved.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:42 pm to WB Davis
quote:
you couldn't afford the property taxes here
You sound like a real peach of a neighbor.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:43 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
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I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.
Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.
I lost two neighbors that day.
I know that's a big lee reference, but there was another long thread on here with a guy dealing with a shitty neighbor who drove a tow truck and I never saw the resolution and haven't been able to find the thread.
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