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Give Us Your Most Obnoxious Neighbor Story

Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:17 pm
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:17 pm
In honor of that Florida man who shot and killed his neighbor's kid for trimming trees near the property line, give us your most obnoxious neighbor story.

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Years ago a neighbor installed a hot tub five feet from our main bedroom window for his teenage kids and their horny friends to enjoy.

Sounded like wounded dogs barking in a slaughterhouse late into the night.

After that we avoided "planned communities" with narrow lot lines.

What you got?
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
6565 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:20 pm to
I caught my neighbor dumping his used motor oil behind my fence. I reported it to DEQ. He's moved away thankfully.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85096 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7146 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:21 pm to
A neighbor had a generator running for months. I assume they got their power shut off.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55646 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:22 pm to
The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard (which shine towards my master bedroom) so his dog can see if he goes out at night to pee.
Posted by Twincam
Member since Nov 2021
853 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:22 pm to
My neighbor mows 2 feet into my side of the yard no matter how many times I ask him not to. Frustrating
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6171 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:24 pm to
Lived on a dead end street in Zachary. This girl lived at the end of the block. Teenager, a couple years older than me. Her boyfriend would speed down the road every day after school to drop her off; We are talking 40+ in a 25 in the 90s when kids actually played outside. My dad yelled at him one day and the kid just gave him the finger.

My dad had enough of it. He sat on his porch swing and waiting for the guy to drive by. As soon as he passed, my dad jumped in the Trans Am and parked it perpendicular across the road. When the boyfriend came back, my dad made him park his car and sit on our driveway until a sheriff arrived.
Today, they would have arrested my dad. Back then, they scared the shite out of the boyfriend and sent him on his way with a "warning".
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
4839 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
We were having a gar(b)age sale and halfway though the guy across the street marches over and tells me the person who parked on the right of way in front of his house needed to move their car.


I said "yeh, of course... good luck finding them!"
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58787 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
I live in an old neighborhood where most do not want to live (lol poor I suppose) but great long term folks.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5894 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

The guy behind my house leaves his floodlights on all night in his back yard


Pellet gun is your answer.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
23588 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:27 pm to
I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.

Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.

I lost two neighbors that day.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
34683 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:28 pm to
13 years ago, I had couple of HS teachers who were roommates- but their main jobs were operating a meth lab inside the residence. they went to jail, we moved.

my current neighbors are awesome. best neighbors ever.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102283 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
If you don't have an obnoxious neighbor, you're the obnoxious neighbor.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188762 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
Big Lee reference incoming
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66136 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
A story in one gif and one image:





Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Jim Rockford

you're the obnoxious neighbor.

you couldn't afford the property taxes here
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3334 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:40 pm to
banged my wife and then sent her back to me!
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
24906 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:42 pm to
Neighbor across the street loudly and obscenely cussing boyfriend out in the front yard in front of her 4 year old.

Gave another boyfriend a blowjob in her driveway in the middle of the day. He in driver's seat and she outside on her knees with car door open.

Cops called on her so many times, she moved.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

you couldn't afford the property taxes here


You sound like a real peach of a neighbor.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
73665 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

I had a neighbor that had a massive fued with the guy next door to him. He was an older man. Guy next door to him was a pretty well known small business owner. The two were constantly going at it.

Once day the old man had enough. Business owner squirted him with a water hose, and the ole man squirted him with hot lead.

I lost two neighbors that day.



I know that's a big lee reference, but there was another long thread on here with a guy dealing with a shitty neighbor who drove a tow truck and I never saw the resolution and haven't been able to find the thread.
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