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re: Girlfriend pet peeves of the day.

Posted on 7/31/22 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10428 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 12:51 pm to
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I believe it is the other way around. Hot food placed in the fridge promotes bacteria when you accelerate the cooling process.
Food at room temp grows bacteria faster than hot food or cold food.

If you let your food cool to room temp first, it will already have more bacteria when you finally do refrigerate it, than if you refrigerate it from hot.

To slow bacterial growth, food needs to be either hot or cold. The quicker that transition happens, the less bacteria there is.
This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78700 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 1:05 pm to
I used to blame women for being women too. Now I just accept them and blame myself for not being informed and honest about their nature. They aren’t rational and they aren’t accountable. There is no societal expectation that they should be. They can act batshit insane with near-impunity. Don’t expect them to be your bro, bros. Enjoy them for their feminine sexual appeal and other traits you value. We compliment each other but we aren’t each other. We are worlds apart. I love them and I don’t hate them for their nature, I just accept it.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20119 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 1:17 pm to
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quote:Don’t expect a woman, any woman, to be rational or accountable. It is not her mistake for being irrational and unaccountable, it is your mistake for expecting her to be. It is not her nature. Accept it and a million other things and move on. Trust me on this. this ^^^^^^^ she most likely got in that habit after breaking a nail opening a container once so now she wont close it all the way. but thats life


This is correct. You either accept this behavior, or try to modify it, but you waste your breath trying to explain it.

So here’s a method for attempting to modify (results may vary):

Just start throwing away any container that you find that’s not closed properly. Don’t just throw the food out. Throw the whole container away.

If she asks, just say, “it went bad. I think the corner was left unsealed.”

Don’t get mad about it. Just be prepared to buy lots of extra replacement containers.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30384 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Girlfriend


Bruh


...
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4179 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 1:26 pm to
This is an option that will pain me more than her but it just might work fella
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 1:35 pm to
I've divorced after fourteen years. Still friends. Good gal. Not psycho. I didn't read your post.

These days I have about five girlfriends a year. Some years its one and other years its ten. I'm no bar fly, I mostly prepare my own meals. I'm not particularly sociable. When I do socialize I seem to meet someone interesting with a great smile. That's about all it takes if someone takes care of themselves and is nice. All of your words seem overly complicated.
Posted by LazarusJohnson
Member since Mar 2022
142 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:00 pm to
You have to weigh the pros and cons amigo. Take my girl for example, she's one of the messiest people I have ever met. She is also an ace cook, has a great body, cute as a button, and makes her own money. All things considered her good qualities outweigh the bad so I tolerate it.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:02 pm to
My wife will rip a hole in a bag that has a tear off top and resealable zipper

she's a sociopath
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4179 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:08 pm to
Welcome to the club. That is some sinister shite
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12638 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:08 pm to
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Can I get a tl;dr version of that?


You don't really want it. Trust me.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23884 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78700 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:27 pm to
Damn son. That’s next level man card stuff
Lol.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14010 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:30 pm to
If you say “sanity “ one more goddam time.

This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:31 pm to
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Stanky poon

I’m good with this…
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4179 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:49 pm to
You must be losing your sanity to use such an insane set of words on a day like Sunday.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28434 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 3:53 pm to
My wife chronologically fails to tighten the cap/lids on most containers she encounters in the kitchen. Grab the half and half for coffee and want to give a couple quick shakes? Better check that cap or else it will be loose and spray all over. Constantly. Constantly.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41734 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 3:59 pm to
There was a set of Rubbermaid containers we had a few years ago that I could not close the fourth corner on - my husband could (although he never complained about it)

I recycled them and bought new ones.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25529 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 4:20 pm to
This is written with the grammatical structure used by a Nigerian prince.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 4:53 pm to
Run away
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12907 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Just start throwing away any container that you find that’s not closed properly. Don’t just throw the food out. Throw the whole container away. If she asks, just say, “it went bad. I think the corner was left unsealed.”

This.

Technique is called “Lean Into Crazy”

It often disarms crazy bitches.
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