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re: Girl Made A PSYCHOTIC "Boyfriend Contract"...And Psychotic Is A Huge Understatement

Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:57 pm to
These people have to be under the age of 18.
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
26319 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:07 pm to
Really, just keep stupid shite like this on social media. It's fake as hell.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:09 pm to
Is that the contract Doug Christie's wife made him sign?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

What is going to "Honda?"


Reading between the lines, it sounds like that could be where the woman he cheated with works.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46710 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:19 pm to
Assuming this is real, the only proper response to those demands is:

Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41903 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Really, just keep stupid shite like this on social media. It's fake as hell.



This.
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:27 pm to
But it's "without her" are they planning on going and visiting his side ho together? I have so many questions.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
9250 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:46 pm to
95% chance this is fake





I hope
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:53 pm to
Train
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27630 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:54 pm to
I bet her FB page is full of Selfies
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47729 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:01 pm to
I think this is real and she is Hugh Freeze's wife.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:09 pm to
More like 100%
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Not saying this is fake, but this seems like some shite that would be on social network, that someone made up then it went viral. Sort of like how just about every college supposedly had a note in the showers telling the guys to not masterbate in the shower because their semen was clogging up the drain.


^This shite here. This letter is brought to you by the Ministry of Propaganda/clicks branch of Facebook.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50943 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

"you are not to ask for head"


This is a good example of how powerful phrasing can be.

If she had said "You never have to ask for head" the rest of that list (while still batshit crazy) becomes much more tolerable.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34791 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:31 pm to
Sounds like a marriage contract...
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33751 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66883 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Every damn female thinks EXACTLY like this, but most know it's just their crazy brain and some are able to keep it in check for the most part..... well until the crazy comes out

Until you marry her and she can drop the act.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Every damn female thinks EXACTLY like this, but most know it's just their crazy brain and some are able to keep it in check for the most part


Every chick is crazy. Just a matter of how much crazy you can handle.

I could not handle the crazy in the OP
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55407 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

"you are not to ask for head"




quote:

"You never have to ask for head"


Those statements mean two different things
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171149 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:03 pm to
I would be running for the hills just because she dated a Deven. What is the Honda?
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