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re: Girl Made A PSYCHOTIC "Boyfriend Contract"...And Psychotic Is A Huge Understatement

Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:33 pm to
Not saying this is fake, but this seems like some shite that would be on social network, that someone made up then it went viral.

Sort of like how just about every college supposedly had a note in the showers telling the guys to not masterbate in the shower because their semen was clogging up the drain.
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3572 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 pm to
how the guy feels after reading this bs list

Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 pm to
I bet Keegan makes a great wing man.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 pm to
Got to be a joke. No one would agree with that.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
Where do I sign?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

I wonder what these poor baws did

Didn't follow the list
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
says don't ask for head. doesn't say he can't PIIHB.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20406 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

I feel like this has to be something thats a joke...


I was going to say fake or joke until I started looking at her little notations. No dude did that so I think this might be legit. If so, the crazy level needs a new chart.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9936 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:41 pm to
I'm thinking Keegan might throw some good parties.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151079 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:43 pm to
im not saying this is fake, but it really seems fake
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
980 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:43 pm to
Where are we getting he agreed to it from?

This looks like something a middle / high school girl would write.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:44 pm to
that's not real, is it?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

quote:
tyler, Noah, Deven and josh


I wonder what these poor baws did
ewwy

this girl sounds 12yo
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:47 pm to
the author is a lefty and probably a teacher if they aren't 16.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:48 pm to


Guy needs one of these?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53603 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Where do I sign?


There is no signature

It's presumed agreement.

She probably didn't even give him the paper, but still would feel betrayed if he violates anything.

And if she is on her period, be more pissed that he went to the Honda than ditching her for friends.
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 3:53 pm
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
She didn't mention anything about a threesome
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
What is going to "Honda?"
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
She has to be Hispanic, those bitches are fricking insane.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
Guy needs a new girl. Nothing is worth puttimg up with that.
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