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re: Girl Made A PSYCHOTIC "Boyfriend Contract"...And Psychotic Is A Huge Understatement

Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by TheGasMan
Member since Oct 2014
3488 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:05 pm to
This came from barstool sports. Evidently he was looking for a new car at a Honda dealership. When he finally went to trade in the car, this was left in the car. The car dealer posted it in fb and then removed it.

Not before barstool sports saw it though.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:31 pm to
You are are not to ask for head?

A man would flip that into a fish hook on the reg.



Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

If we move in...
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

You are not to get mad at me about a single thing ever again


After the head demand, my response would be "yeah, I'll agree to that because you're a psychopath, we're done, and I'm filing a restraining order immediately with this as the evidence."
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:09 pm to
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frick this bitch. She misspelled "you're" on the second to last item.


And "Rarley".
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
85391 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

I wonder what these poor baws did
she cheated with them
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

this guy must have gotten busted cheating if he agreed to that.


shite, after reading that list, could you blame him for cheating?
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
21781 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:43 pm to
That list made me appreciate my wife even more
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9656 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:59 pm to
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You are never to take longer than 10 minutes to text me back

Now you just looking to bitch at something
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:09 pm to
Whatever they did, she made sure theyd never do it ever again
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:10 pm to
Bitch could be an OT 10 and I would drop her in a second for this.
I've been married for 18 years . One of the main reasons my marriage has worked is because we don't boss each other around. Thank god my wife isn't clingy and bossy. I would have rebelled against every rule behind her back like it was a to do list.
Posted by AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Member since May 2008
1062 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:16 pm to
Here is a marriage contract from the Smoking Gun that is Husband to wife...

LINK
Posted by BCBAMA
Southeast Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
1007 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:22 pm to
Run hard, run fast, but most of all, RUN NOW!
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
3164 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

I wonder what these poor baws did


They did the author.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:39 pm to
This would be my response to that crazy cùnt.

This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19375 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:58 pm to
I know that guy. But those friends names are different
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 11:33 pm to
Clearly fake.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 12:06 am to
Just imagine how little self esteem and insecurity you would have to have to settle for a crazy bitch like that.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20667 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 6:15 am to
Fake
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141200 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 6:16 am to
Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
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