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re: Getting laid off tomorrow

Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8268 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:57 pm to
Say nothing for a long time, then ask if he has ever seen the movie, Falling Down.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Can't go wrong with a well-timed "deez nuts" joke.


“Will Dee get a call from you as well?”
Posted by livinforgmday
Member since Dec 2014
322 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:02 pm to
Go check into a rehab center tonight.

Have your buddy answer the phone posing as your lawyer and ask if they are targeting his client for addiction or is it because you have decided to transition during pride month. Then your "lawyer" says he will see them in court.

Problem solved.

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37745 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:03 pm to
Massive layoff? Not possible. I just read a thread here yesterday that said companies weren’t doing this.

Be classy and professional OP. Been where you are. It sucked when it happened, but turned out to be a blessing. Hope you experience the same outcome.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4059 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1197 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:11 pm to
“I don’t really even work here”
Posted by Joev1
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2019
153 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:38 pm to
Bring a cake celebrating your wife’s pregnancy with twins
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83174 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:04 pm to
The Bucees by me is always hiring. Like $15/hr starting out. That’s OT rich.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10368 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:12 pm to
When Spurrier left the Redskins, his entire staff knew they were gone at the end of the season.

When the owner walked into Jamie Soeronis' office, who 100% knew he was being let go, the owner asked Jamie if he knew why he wanted to talk. Jamie immediately said "yeah, it's to discuss my bonus right?". Could definitely do something similar
Posted by HughsWorkPhone
Member since Sep 2017
1443 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:15 pm to
Tell him you already heard from his boss that you were both let go
Posted by PaBon
UPT 17th W/D
Member since Sep 2014
2231 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

yeah, it's to discuss my bonus right?


Winner.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11998 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:17 pm to
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid off tomorrow!
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6600 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Submit for PTO so you can get fired on your day off

How you gonna get fired on your day off, Craig?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37682 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:19 pm to
Fuxk those motherfrickers.

Kick arse.

DO IT.

In no particular order.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19341 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:25 pm to
Be late to your own layoff meeting.

Last time I was laid off I showed up to the meeting with a plate of enchiladas and munched down as my boss was going through the platitudes.

I left the plate in his office.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61306 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

How about you stay up all night putting together a plan to increase revenue/profit in your department.


"Oh what's that? A company saving plan you say? Sorry, you're still fired but I'll pass this along. k thanks byeeeeeee!!!!!!"
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11588 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Not sure what State you live in but weekly unemployment is $275 in Louisiana. What a joke.


And then depending on the ”type of layoff” they could fight tooth and nail to pay zero benefits.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11013 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 12:30 am to
Are you at coursey Fed Ex? It's on the news.
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
2303 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 7:11 am to
I hope not, Fedex is already garbage.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24760 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 7:21 am to
quote:

Quit first


Cot damn, you are an idiot.
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