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Get used to the Peloton holiday commercial
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:05 pm
It will compete with the Chevy "I Love it" chick.
Some dime piece living in a mansion gets a surprise Peloton from her cuck husband. Yeah, make sure your model who is already in terrific shape and hot as Hades gets a bike. Wives love when you tell em they need to get in shape.
But this chick films herself over a year so she can play all of her "struggles" and "triumphs" in front of her husband Christmas morning while their daughter Addisyn unwraps her gifts.
And the chick looks the exact same as she did when she got the Peloton. But overdramatics throughout, her struggle is real.
Get your wives a Peloton if you want an OT 11 baws.
And can middle class fatties own these bikes?
Some dime piece living in a mansion gets a surprise Peloton from her cuck husband. Yeah, make sure your model who is already in terrific shape and hot as Hades gets a bike. Wives love when you tell em they need to get in shape.
But this chick films herself over a year so she can play all of her "struggles" and "triumphs" in front of her husband Christmas morning while their daughter Addisyn unwraps her gifts.
And the chick looks the exact same as she did when she got the Peloton. But overdramatics throughout, her struggle is real.
Get your wives a Peloton if you want an OT 11 baws.
And can middle class fatties own these bikes?
This post was edited on 11/25/19 at 3:20 pm
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Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:06 pm to PiscesTiger
Hey, she's keeping it tight.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:07 pm to PiscesTiger
i remember a thread about someone here getting one for his bride. wonder how that turned out.
exactly how does this work? hey i got you a pelaton.
are you saying i'm fat?
that's when the fight started...
exactly how does this work? hey i got you a pelaton.
are you saying i'm fat?
that's when the fight started...
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:07 pm to OysterPoBoy
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she's keeping it tight.
And im helping stretch it out.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:10 pm to PiscesTiger
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their daughter Addisyn
Nice touch. People in here are gonna call you a whiny malcontent, but I agree with you on every point.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:11 pm to PiscesTiger
A what?
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:11 pm to PiscesTiger
Middle class fatties with the desire to lose pounds can definitely get one.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:12 pm to PiscesTiger
That commercial is terrible
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:13 pm to PiscesTiger
My whale of an ex-wife left me after I sold her car and surprised her with a bike for Christmas.
I put one of those big red bows like from the commercials on it and parked it where her car used to be in our garage.
Christmas morning I led her out to the garage, covering her eyes. She was so giddy until I pulled my hands away.
When she realized what was going on she clocked me and moved out. Women are complicated.
I put one of those big red bows like from the commercials on it and parked it where her car used to be in our garage.
Christmas morning I led her out to the garage, covering her eyes. She was so giddy until I pulled my hands away.
When she realized what was going on she clocked me and moved out. Women are complicated.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:13 pm to PiscesTiger
I was surprised they didn’t make the husband black tbh
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:13 pm to PiscesTiger
I get such a kick out of that commercial. How many divorce lawyers get a windfall for that one?
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:14 pm to PiscesTiger
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:14 pm to PiscesTiger
Its not worse than that GMC commercial where the guy buys himself and his old lady trucks, and the bitch takes the pickup leaving that poor bastard with the SUV. I'd choke slam a hoe over that.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:15 pm to PiscesTiger
People don't get a Peleton to lose weight, they get it because they love cycling and they are nice to have when the weather is shite.
I swear the people on this board whine more than women
I swear the people on this board whine more than women
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:15 pm to dbeck
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I swear the people on this board whine more than women
don't go to the rant, baw, don't do it!
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:16 pm to PiscesTiger
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:16 pm to PiscesTiger
The downside of the Pelaton is 9 moths down the road your wife comes back from the beauty salon with a I-want-to-talk-to-the-manager hair cut.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:18 pm to Splackavellie
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:19 pm to MorbidTheClown
Shes so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhh....high above me.
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