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re: Get used to the Peloton holiday commercial

Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:19 pm to
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The downside of the Pelaton is 9 moths down the road


you won't be able to see it, it will be covered in hanging laundry
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42759 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:22 pm to
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People don't get a Peleton to lose weight, they get it because they love cycling and they are nice to have when the weather is shite.


No they don’t. It’s bought as a status symbol. That’s why you never see one in a garage or in a shite house in the commercials. It’s always in a multimillion dollar modern mansion
This post was edited on 11/25/19 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1836 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:24 pm to
i think they are a major sponsor on the ESPN+ platform, every commercial break i get a chick with a banging body and sweat glistening in a sports bra and yoga pants. its the only commercials i dont really turn away from.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:26 pm to
How did a company even rebrand the treadmill and exercise bike and manage to fool everybody?

Oh look, It's a Peloton! It's so nice. Bitch, that's a treadmill with youtube.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42759 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:28 pm to
I know right? When my wife told me she wanted a peloton I found 20+ bikes plus a new iPad combined that was cheaper. And because I am a man and run my house we compromised and got a peloton.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59450 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:28 pm to
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And the chick looks the exact same as she did when she got the Peloton.


Imagine if he hadn’t gotten her the bike, she’d weigh 29736272 lbs.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67143 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:32 pm to
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the Chevy "I Love it" chick.

She needs the shite slapped out of her. I don't give a frick if you love it. It's my truck.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:33 pm to
Y’all sure are obsessed with Peloton

Let’s see how many more threads will be started complaining about them.


I’m going with at least 5-7 before Christmas
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:33 pm to
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People don't get a Peleton to lose weight, they get it because they love cycling and they are nice to have when the weather is shite.



Untrue. I know cyclists and not one of them owns this. They own multiple bikes and smart trainers. They aren't "spin class" people. They would rather cycle in cold than ride a Peloton.

Pelotons are marketing rich, vain, and "get in shape quickly" milfs or combos of all 3. Cyclists and spin class lovers are not the same animal.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78675 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:33 pm to
I don’t get the obsession. It’s just another crazy and frivolous fad.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:34 pm to
Get from here nurse. Sir, we will start as many threads as we need to.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:34 pm to
so, you got a Peloton for Christmas?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42759 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:34 pm to
No a real fad is the god damned workout mirror
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67143 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:35 pm to
Is it ok to get it for the wife if that's what she asks for?
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14974 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:35 pm to
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Get used to the Peloton holiday commercial
It will compete with the Chevy "I Love it" chick.


To hell with that. I skip right over both of them.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106074 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:36 pm to
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Addisyn


Addisyn better get herself to batting practice after Christmas dinner. We have tournaments starting in January.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:40 pm to
You realize there are professional cyclists (that still currently compete) that teach several classes on there?

One of the regular instructors does triathlons and teaches lots of techniques in his classes to improve pedal strokes out on a real bike.

Another instructor professionally races in cycling and also has rides aimed at those training for cycling races.


My husband mountain bikes and got a Peloton Aug 2018 to train for his rides (and because he knows I also love spin classes and would also use the bike on a regular basis). He has mostly done PowerZone training classes on the bike and has seen improvements on his rides on the trail.


This post was edited on 11/25/19 at 3:42 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:43 pm to
That’s an expensive present.

You can finance them though. 0% for I think 2-3 years.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:44 pm to
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You can finance them though. 0% for I think 2-3 years.


just roll it into your 72 month interest free F-250 loan
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 3:44 pm to
Why is her husband a “cuck”? Are you saying the kid isn’t his?
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