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re: Gay Marriage Among Pirates
Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:13 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:13 am to DavidTheGnome
I was at sea for 90 days straight and never once thought about fricking another guy. If you ever think about another guy you were never straight to begin with.
I had 2 hands. I rather jack off than frick another guy. I can close my eyes and see the best pair of tits while thinking about the tightest pussy there is.
I had 2 hands. I rather jack off than frick another guy. I can close my eyes and see the best pair of tits while thinking about the tightest pussy there is.
This post was edited on 2/24/19 at 12:23 am
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Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Dudes in prison do this too. Nothing shocks me anymore.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:26 am to arcalades
quote:
I hope the boob was distracting this person from correct word usage
The driver thing was a false flag. If you noticed improper grammar your gay.
Congrats on coming out. You’re very brave.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:27 am to saintsfan1977
Same here. Just get in your rack and hang your head out and watch some porn being played in the berthing. Close the curtain and turn out the lights. 
Posted on 2/24/19 at 12:42 am to FLBooGoTigs1
The jack shack lol
Posted on 2/24/19 at 1:06 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Gay Marriage Among Pirates
Where do you frickers think "ARRRRRGGGGGGHHH"came
from??????
Posted on 2/24/19 at 1:10 am to Charlie Arglist
Did you hear about the gay pirate?
He took it up the arrrrs
He took it up the arrrrs
Posted on 2/24/19 at 1:32 am to fr33manator
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Wait...so what did they do if not buggery?
The book goes into some detailS but I didn’t fully understand (Audible) and I didn’t oarticsrly want to rewind. It mentioned that they would frick the power bottom’s thighs.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 1:41 am to athenslife101
By the time they cross the Atlantic
Posted on 2/24/19 at 2:05 am to DavidTheGnome
So it turns out when Owlie shrieks that he’d love to be able to “board the Golden Hinde”, he means take a sea cruise? 
Posted on 2/24/19 at 2:13 am to Tigerbait357
Damn she's so fine, maybe its bc shes classy.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 5:56 am to DavidTheGnome
So that’s why they were on a quest for booty
Posted on 2/24/19 at 6:54 am to BPTiger
quote:
If you noticed improper grammar your gay.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 7:07 am to fallguy_1978
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I'd rather fap the rest of my life than corn hole a dude.
I've gone months without sex before and never thought about fricking one of my buddies.
They were gay or bi already.
Truth. My brother worked on an oil rig for months on end. He said those thoughts NEVER were an option.
If you are gay, you are gay. That is fine. But don’t try to lessen your guilt by lumping all of us into your attractions with “It could happen to anybody”.
Nope.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 7:41 am to DavidTheGnome
Butt Pirates
Posted on 2/24/19 at 8:31 am to DavidTheGnome
I guess we now know why the profession died out.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 8:43 am to DavidTheGnome
I don’t understand the “situational homosexuality.” What’s wrong with just masturbating?
Posted on 2/24/19 at 9:48 am to Tigerbait357
Not gay
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