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re: Game Changer: Installed a Bidet in My Bathroom
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:40 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:40 pm to Lsupimp
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you at the Sonic for a little Route 44 Diet Cherry Limeade and old man strength demonstration.
My money is on LCA in the over 55 thunderdome
Maybe you two can get the two handicapped parking spots at the sonic that way you can save your strength for the fight.
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:44 pm to Dragoon
did you install an entire bidet or just one of the attachments for your toilet? I like them and some of the ones that attach to the toilet seat are pretty nice since you can aim them. Definitely correct on hot water.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 2:30 pm to MLCLyons
You can get a seat that does it all. Just need an outlet.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 3:21 pm to Dragoon
People are cracking jokes, but they are the nasty one.
Think of it like this. If you got shite on your hands, you will most likely wash it off.
But you are so insecure you won't wash the shite off another part of your body?
Think of it like this. If you got shite on your hands, you will most likely wash it off.
But you are so insecure you won't wash the shite off another part of your body?
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 3:52 pm to dgnx6
Seriously, nothing but savages in here. Japan really sold me on the seat attachment. Pro tip, get the seat warmer as well. My Toto sprays the bowl with water in preparation when I sit down and then cleans everything afterwards. A little dryer mode for the finish and life is good and clean.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:04 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Whatever club this is is no bueno, muy peligro.
Welcome to the club,, 10 years
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:27 pm to lsupride87
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I’m seriously asking why do you think some water hitting your arse will make you spontaneously want to suck a cock but a hand and some fingers in there is perfectly normal?
Because those who are against bidets are too stubborn to admit they’ve been doing it wrong their entire lives. They would rather continue walking around with shitty bottoms every day instead of changing their way.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:27 pm to Dragoon
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Installed a Bidet in My Bathroom
If you like it in the bathroom ...you will LOVE it in the bedroom in front of a TV!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:32 pm to tigerbutt
quote:Seems like you prefer using your fingers around that area, not gay at all apparently.
Boyfriend like it too?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 5:08 pm to Dragoon
I’ve had one for a couple of months. The only negative is the anxiety I now feel when I am away from home and have to go. I feel like I’m suddenly in a 3rd world country. I also live with 4 females so I’m hoping it will save me a lot of cash over time.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 5:19 pm to LCA131
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Someone just revealed himself to not only be a bottom, but a profound pillow biter.
Hilarious, but underappreciated post.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 5:27 pm to Dragoon
Welcome to the good life my dear fellow!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:46 pm to Dragoon
A Japanese toilet is much better and totally hands free.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:39 pm to Dragoon
I don't know about a bidet, but installing a urinal would surely be a game changer. No more backing up for that first morning piss!!!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:42 pm to dgnx6
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People are cracking jokes, but they are the nasty one.
Think of it like this. If you got shite on your hands, you will most likely wash it off.
But you are so insecure you won't wash the shite off another part of your body?
Just imagine all of the attractive females in your life right now. They're all walking around right now with feces smeared around their a-hole.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:47 pm to shutterspeed
I still don’t understand some of the specifics-
How does the poop water not spray everywhere?
Does it ever accidently go straight up the shoot with force cause that’s a very uncomfortable possibility leaving you feeling the opposite of fresh.
How does the poop water not spray everywhere?
Does it ever accidently go straight up the shoot with force cause that’s a very uncomfortable possibility leaving you feeling the opposite of fresh.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:24 pm to Tigerstark
Well crap, I guess I'll answer this.
It is a very concentrated stream that comes at an angle that just kind of deflects downward.
It can a little bit sometimes but that is usually because there is still some poop clogging the exit. It then breaks it up and it all flushes right back out and sometimes even helps you poop more.
quote:
How does the poop water not spray everywhere?
It is a very concentrated stream that comes at an angle that just kind of deflects downward.
quote:
Does it ever accidently go straight up the shoot with force cause that’s a very uncomfortable possibility leaving you feeling the opposite of fresh.
It can a little bit sometimes but that is usually because there is still some poop clogging the exit. It then breaks it up and it all flushes right back out and sometimes even helps you poop more.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:28 pm to arktiger28
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It is a very concentrated stream
Do you need to towel dry your arse after every dump?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:32 pm to NimbleCat
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Do you need to towel dry your arse after every dump?
Nope. I just take a little TP and do one normal wipe.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:35 pm to lsupride87
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spontaneously want to suck a cock
You can be gay and not suck a cock.
Not sure you can suck a cock and not be gay though.
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