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re: Game Changer: Installed a Bidet in My Bathroom

Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77694 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

prefer my toilet mounted bidet system for its borderline painful pressure ratings.


Someone just revealed himself to not only be a bottom, but a profound pillow biter.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103835 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

I wash my arse like I wash my truck.


I wipe my truck down with a soapy cloth
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12800 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:48 pm to
The 25% off plumbing from mr rooter is a well placed ad on this thread.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:48 pm to
Pro tip: make sure the heated water is not too heated. Learned this the loud painful screamy way.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77694 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Pro tip: make sure the heated water is not too heated. Learned this the loud painful screamy way.


Toughen up, Buttercup.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

 I just wonder how bad it will be to clean.

You dont jam the thing in your a-hole, baw. Use it like a pressure washer.

Had one at the home toilet going on 6 months now. Still keep a roll on the hinge to dry myself off. My stinky starfish has never been cleaner
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:01 pm to

Now complete your life with a squatty potty and wet wipes.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:01 pm to
I’d rather have a urinal in the bathroom
Posted by shoestring
Member since Nov 2012
364 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:04 pm to
Next time clean your muddy truck with dry toilet paper like people do their a-hole and you'll understand the differences!!!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66489 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:06 pm to
I just finish with a wet one. If its dirty I'm not done wiping
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79790 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Next time clean your muddy truck with dry toilet paper like people do their a-hole and you'll understand the differences!!!


When yoy realize that you clean your arse with dry paper and consider it sufficient, but wash your hands thoroughly if the paper rips.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:14 pm to
God dang it, if you call me buttercup one more time Imma stop folding these here decorative doilies and meet you at the Sonic for a little Route 44 Diet Cherry Limeade and old man strength demonstration.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13105 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

I wash my arse like I wash my truck.


Once a month?
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

quote:
I wash my arse like I wash my truck.


Once a month?


Both have lots of miles and have been in some rough places.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9188 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:23 pm to
My pops used to always say “ the only time you’ve been inside a hole is when you wipe your arse and the your finger slips through”

Which at the time was very true
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13105 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:23 pm to
And lots of big hairy dudes have been inside of them?
Posted by birchbayduck
Birch Bay, Washington
Member since Jul 2019
473 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:25 pm to
This is what he should use instead.. Shower enema
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71829 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

I wash my arse like I wash my truck.


Twice a year in the driveway?
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
48310 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:30 pm to
Yes. Then turtle wax for that showroom finish
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19956 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 1:35 pm to
He waits until it hurts.
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