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Game Changer: Installed a Bidet in My Bathroom
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:47 am
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:47 am
Just had one installed in our spa room. There’s no going back.
I saw the light years ago while living in Europe, but never got around to getting one installed until this summer.
I now pass this wisdom onto you gentlemen.
Pro tip: get one with heated water.
I saw the light years ago while living in Europe, but never got around to getting one installed until this summer.
I now pass this wisdom onto you gentlemen.
Pro tip: get one with heated water.
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:52 am to Dragoon
Is this the thing that sprays liquids inside of you and you have to pretend every morning your not gay even though you have a gay thought when it happens even though it’s not gay?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:52 am to tigerbutt
quote:In what world is having a little water sprayed in your crack more gay then rooting around in there with a hand and fingers?
Boyfriend like it too?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:54 am to Dragoon
Do you use any toilet paper at all? How can you trust it’s truly clean?
What about the force of the bidet sprayer spreading an array of poo particles around your butt?
Would it work on hairy assholes?
What about the force of the bidet sprayer spreading an array of poo particles around your butt?
Would it work on hairy assholes?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:59 am to Dragoon
I use baby wipes now. Learned it doing manual labor that sometimes toilet paper doesnt get it all...and Florida heat and not getting it all makes for a very, very bad day.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:02 pm to Dragoon
quote:
in our spa room
You mean your bathroom?
Don't try to get fancy on us.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:08 pm to Gatorbait2008
quote:
I use baby wipes now. Learned it doing manual labor that sometimes toilet paper doesnt get it all...and Florida heat and not getting it all makes for a very, very bad day.
Hydrocortisone cream helps tremendously when that happens.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:08 pm to Dragoon
Welcome to the club,, 10 years
refreshing
refreshing
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:13 pm to OWLFAN86
Bella's tongue does not count as a bidet
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:15 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
What about the force of the bidet sprayer spreading an array of poo particles around your butt?
Would it work on hairy assholes?
My boy asking the tough, important questions.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:17 pm to Dragoon
You are correct, sir. We’ve been doing it tragically wrong in this great country for far too long. I prefer my toilet mounted bidet system for its borderline painful pressure ratings. I’m pretty sure I could blast barnacles off the hull of an oil tanker with that bad boy.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:22 pm to lsupride87
LSU”pride”87
Your name says it all.
quote:
In what world is having a little water sprayed in your crack more gay then rooting around in there with a hand and fingers?
Your name says it all.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:24 pm to tigerbutt
quote:
tigerbutt
quote:
Your name says it all.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:25 pm to tigerbutt
I’m seriously asking why do you think some water hitting your arse will make you spontaneously want to suck a cock but a hand and some fingers in there is perfectly normal?
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:26 pm to Dragoon
No room for a bidet in my bathroom but I installed a bidet seat. Amazing
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:27 pm to Dragoon
I love my bidet
Crank it up to 100
Crank it up to 100
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:27 pm to Dragoon
Your boyfriend got tired of mud on the mushroom?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:30 pm to Dragoon
I’m not sure why people here are hating on you for this. I don’t have one but I’ll get one eventually. I just wonder how bad it will be to clean.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 12:33 pm to Lickitty Split
Apparently you are only a real man if you finger yourself in the arse. I wash my arse like I wash my truck.
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