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Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:09 pm to djangochained
Looks similar to the one I’ve used before
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:12 pm to lsupride87
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In what world is having a little water sprayed in your crack more gay then rooting around in there with a hand and fingers?
Got damn, man, that's a good point
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:58 am to MLCLyons
Upstairs bathroom has the attachment to the existing seat.
Our spa room has a separate bidet like you see overseas. It’s nicer, but I really prefer one attached to the toilet.
Amazon has them pretty cheap.
Our spa room has a separate bidet like you see overseas. It’s nicer, but I really prefer one attached to the toilet.
Amazon has them pretty cheap.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 1:02 am to Dragoon
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Our spa room has a separate bidet like you see overseas.
I have traveled extensively in europe and never seen a bidet. We stay in airbnb's and often they are places where people live there but rent there apts out in the summer to make extra cash. The only bidet I have ever seen was in the old Baton Rouge Stanford Arms apts when I lived there. None of us had what it takes to try it though.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:08 am to fightin tigers
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When yoy realize that you clean your arse with dry paper and consider it sufficient, but wash your hands thoroughly if the paper rips.
Well, in fairness, you don’t use your a-hole to eat.
This post was edited on 8/18/19 at 3:09 am
Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:28 am to fightin tigers
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When yoy realize that you clean your arse with dry paper and consider it sufficient, but wash your hands thoroughly if the paper rips.
I don’t handle food or play on my phone with my a-hole
Posted on 8/18/19 at 5:11 am to Vacherie Saint
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Apparently you are only a real man if you finger yourself in the arse
Apparently i been wiping my arse incorrectly. I have never jammed my finger up my a-hole as i was wiping.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:30 am to Ted2010
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Well, in fairness, you don’t use your a-hole to eat.
Speak for yourself.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:55 am to Dragoon
Just a PSA for those who seem to think that bidets stick something in your arse, there are two common types of bidets:
The second is common in Europe. The first seems to be more common everywhere else, likely because it’s newer, more complicated tech (the sprayer retracts when not in use) that came around long after Europe was a bit set in its ways on the subject.
Either way, it’s just water hitting your a-hole. It’s not any different than taking a handheld showerhead and cleaning your arse with it.
The second is common in Europe. The first seems to be more common everywhere else, likely because it’s newer, more complicated tech (the sprayer retracts when not in use) that came around long after Europe was a bit set in its ways on the subject.
Either way, it’s just water hitting your a-hole. It’s not any different than taking a handheld showerhead and cleaning your arse with it.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:46 am to djangochained
From the description, "massage mode". Now kinda want one.
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:25 am to Dragoon
How they work on peanuts and corn?
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:30 am to Dragoon
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This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:33 am to Dragoon
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Tulane Fan
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while living in Europe
I bet you're a flaming feg
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:35 am to djangochained
I see they have an enema mode 
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:07 pm to Dragoon
Do you poop & pee in it or use a standard toilet then switch fixtures to the butt wash?
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:14 pm to Bullfrog
I got a Alpha JX awhile back, it’s always disappointing to poop somewhere without one.
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