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re: Game Changer: Installed a Bidet in My Bathroom

Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34543 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:48 pm to
This fricking thread here
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
4198 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:09 pm to
Looks similar to the one I’ve used before
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

In what world is having a little water sprayed in your crack more gay then rooting around in there with a hand and fingers?


Got damn, man, that's a good point
Posted by birchbayduck
Birch Bay, Washington
Member since Jul 2019
473 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:50 am to
Posted by Dragoon
Member since Jul 2019
112 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:58 am to
Upstairs bathroom has the attachment to the existing seat.

Our spa room has a separate bidet like you see overseas. It’s nicer, but I really prefer one attached to the toilet.

Amazon has them pretty cheap.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43535 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 1:02 am to
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Our spa room has a separate bidet like you see overseas.

I have traveled extensively in europe and never seen a bidet. We stay in airbnb's and often they are places where people live there but rent there apts out in the summer to make extra cash. The only bidet I have ever seen was in the old Baton Rouge Stanford Arms apts when I lived there. None of us had what it takes to try it though.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:08 am to
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When yoy realize that you clean your arse with dry paper and consider it sufficient, but wash your hands thoroughly if the paper rips.


Well, in fairness, you don’t use your a-hole to eat.
This post was edited on 8/18/19 at 3:09 am
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33898 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:28 am to
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When yoy realize that you clean your arse with dry paper and consider it sufficient, but wash your hands thoroughly if the paper rips.

I don’t handle food or play on my phone with my a-hole
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 5:11 am to
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Apparently you are only a real man if you finger yourself in the arse


Apparently i been wiping my arse incorrectly. I have never jammed my finger up my a-hole as i was wiping.
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
958 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:30 am to
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Well, in fairness, you don’t use your a-hole to eat.




Speak for yourself.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33401 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:55 am to
Just a PSA for those who seem to think that bidets stick something in your arse, there are two common types of bidets:





The second is common in Europe. The first seems to be more common everywhere else, likely because it’s newer, more complicated tech (the sprayer retracts when not in use) that came around long after Europe was a bit set in its ways on the subject.

Either way, it’s just water hitting your a-hole. It’s not any different than taking a handheld showerhead and cleaning your arse with it.

Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:04 am to
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3974 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:46 am to
From the description, "massage mode". Now kinda want one.
Posted by Teton Tiger
Somewhere between here and there.
Member since Mar 2005
3037 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:25 am to
How they work on peanuts and corn?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:30 am to
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This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:33 am to
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Tulane Fan

quote:

while living in Europe


I bet you're a flaming feg
Posted by LSUFootballLover
BR
Member since Oct 2008
4685 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 10:35 am to
I see they have an enema mode
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61793 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:07 pm to
Do you poop & pee in it or use a standard toilet then switch fixtures to the butt wash?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 12:14 pm to
I got a Alpha JX awhile back, it’s always disappointing to poop somewhere without one.

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