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re: GA police kill small donkey in his pasture in the middle of the night

Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3838 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:06 pm to
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Out of control assault donkey?

Also, land owners should have a pretty good case against the officers for trespassing and possibly getting the GWF involved because it's highly likely these two numbskulls saw the donkey colt and though it was a deer and decided to try to harvest some easy meat.


What are you smoking? You know the investigation will clear them and say they were "following the correct protocol" or some other bullshite excuse.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30638 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:10 pm to
What a Jackass
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17232 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:14 pm to
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You know the investigation will clear them and say they were "following the correct protocol" or some other bullshite excuse.


That's why I say go after the Wildlife and Fisheries angle. Those boys have much more jurisdiction than LE and most of the time they love to stick it to LE boys whenever possible.

Atleast in Louisiana, not sure about Georgia but it's worth persuing.

Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
16060 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:18 pm to
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Unless the donkey knows you, it’s a bad idea to go into their pasture.
That's the main reason people have donkeys in their pasture. They keep idiots and predators off their property.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
24502 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11796 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:23 pm to
This look like a case for.....Joe Burro.

Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15416 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:32 pm to
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A significant percentage of cops are low IQ people who are roided up amd have little regard for anything and are obsessed with their own safety and use no common sense.


Unfortunately true. Being a police officer these days pays so poorly it doesn’t exactly attract the best and brightest.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
6209 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:37 pm to
It’s to the point where I’d rather handle things myself than risk my family or pets safety by calling the mouth breathers with badges.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21642 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:41 pm to
Looks very threatening.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10906 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:43 pm to
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Unless the donkey knows you, it’s a bad idea to go into their pasture.


This. A donkey will frick you up. They are the bouncers of the pasture.

This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 12:49 pm
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30777 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:44 pm to
Sue the hell out of department, and demand his resignation. You scared of a donkey, especially a smaller one, popo. Work not for you.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44873 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:47 pm to
You should consider every law enforcement encounter as a dangerous situation. Give them no reason to harm you. They can absolutely kill you with little to no repercussions.
Posted by Dirt Booger
Comanche County
Member since Apr 2023
871 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:48 pm to
Allow the owner to beat the officer with an extension cord for as long as they want
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30777 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:48 pm to
A miniature donkey isn't fricking you up, stop it.

A large burro, sure, that thing is domesticated as hell, they shot it because they are redneck. Retards
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20267 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:49 pm to
I am at a loss of words here.

How TF do you shoot a donkey?

Go ahead and figure out how to explain and please make sure to include how you exactly feared for your life from a donkey!
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2152 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:53 pm to
Let's not forget that they're probably also collecting 100% disability from the military, yet are somehow the "most qualified" for that job. They also sport tattoo sleeves.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 12:55 pm
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10906 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:58 pm to
There are tons of posts on this thread that are ignorant to what a donkey can do to you. I bet that donkey was giving those cops the business. Sounds like they tried "less than lethal" first with a taser and that didn't work. That probably just pissed the donkey off even more.

This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 1:45 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9021 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:59 pm to
Somebody post that meme of the donkey trying to frick that guy with his pants falling down.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8870 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:00 pm to
The donkey was possibly cosmically predisposed to violence. Everyone is jumping to judge, but nobody is looking at the actual energy at play during that shift.

First of all, look at the transit chart for that exact hour. Mercury was stationed in absolute retrograde, squaring the officer’s natal Mars. For anyone who understands basic astrology, a Mars square during Mercury Retrograde creates severe, erratic communication blocks. When an officer is dealing with a wild animal, split-second threat assessments are heavily influenced by the immediate cosmic fog. You aren't seeing a calculated choice, you are seeing a central nervous system entirely hijacked by a chaotic planetary alignment.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8331 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:04 pm to
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Just going to add a couple of observations for the OT masses. DOES NOT mean I am defending the officers or what they did. So back the frick off the downvote and Boot Licker auto responses.


Downvoted. Bootlicker.
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