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Funny quote for work meeting
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:14 pm
Putting together meeting topics and itinerary, and usually like to close with something worth a chuckle that also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement. It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged. What you got?
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to Happygilmore
Go do your fricking jobs.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to Happygilmore
The Gold Jacket's yours, Shooter's gonna choke
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to Happygilmore
Just tell them that your doctor told you three years ago that you were losing your hearing and you hadn't heard from him since.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to Happygilmore
" try to use your head when you're talking out of your arse"
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:17 pm to Happygilmore
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:17 pm to Happygilmore
She said she wanted to have a party, so I told her lift up my dick and have a ball. Heyyyooo!
Better hope no one there only has one ball. Unless it's you, then it's more funny.
Better hope no one there only has one ball. Unless it's you, then it's more funny.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:18 pm to Happygilmore
One frick up eats up all your atta boys.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:18 pm to Happygilmore
Solutions, not excuses
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:19 pm to Happygilmore
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It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged.
Try telling them they’re all fired. As a joke.
If that doesn’t work. A mandatory game of “ookie cookie” in the break room usually does it.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:21 pm to Happygilmore
“As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now?“
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:25 pm to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:26 pm to Happygilmore
First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:26 pm to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmore
90% of forced workplace humor in meetings is worse than cringe.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmore
quote:
Funny quote for work meeting
quote:
Putting together meeting topics and itinerary, and usually like to close with something worth a chuckle that also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement. It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged. What you got?
So what's the quote?
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:31 pm to Happygilmore
Here's a Rodney Dangerfield line:
I went to my doctor and he told me I was fat and out of shape. I told him I wanted to get a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly, too.'
I went to my doctor and he told me I was fat and out of shape. I told him I wanted to get a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly, too.'
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:35 pm to Happygilmore
You sound like you mow upper management's grass on your weekends off.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:41 pm to Happygilmore
And remember, never fry bacon when ‘ur naked. You must say ‘ur… if you go full YOU’RE it’s lost.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:43 pm to Happygilmore
Just say what has to be said as quickly as possible. No one cares.
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