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Funny quote for work meeting
Posted by Happygilmore on 1/29/23 at 10:14 pm
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58Putting together meeting topics and itinerary, and usually like to close with something worth a chuckle that also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement. It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged. What you got?
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by TigerOnTheMountain 
on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to HappygilmoreGo do your fricking jobs.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by mjthe 
on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:15 pm to HappygilmoreThe Gold Jacket's yours, Shooter's gonna choke
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by ruzil 
on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to HappygilmoreJust tell them that your doctor told you three years ago that you were losing your hearing and you hadn't heard from him since.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by auggie 
on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:16 pm to Happygilmore " try to use your head when you're talking out of your ass"
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by Jcorye1 on 1/29/23 at 10:17 pm to Happygilmore
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by saint tiger225 
on 1/29/23 at 10:17 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:17 pm to HappygilmoreShe said she wanted to have a party, so I told her lift up my dick and have a ball. Heyyyooo!
Better hope no one there only has one ball. Unless it's you, then it's more funny.
Better hope no one there only has one ball. Unless it's you, then it's more funny.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by SingleMalt1973 on 1/29/23 at 10:18 pm to Happygilmore
One frick up eats up all your atta boys.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by fr33manator on 1/29/23 at 10:18 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:18 pm to HappygilmoreSolutions, not excuses
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by 0x15E on 1/29/23 at 10:19 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:19 pm to Happygilmorequote:
It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged.
Try telling them they’re all fired. As a joke.
If that doesn’t work. A mandatory game of “ookie cookie” in the break room usually does it.
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re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by Fewer Kilometers 
on 1/29/23 at 10:21 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:21 pm to Happygilmore“As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now?“
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by Jim Rockford on 1/29/23 at 10:26 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:26 pm to HappygilmoreFirst prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by East Coast Band 
on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmore90% of forced workplace humor in meetings is worse than cringe.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by Lynyrd on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:28 pm to Happygilmorequote:
Funny quote for work meeting
quote:
Putting together meeting topics and itinerary, and usually like to close with something worth a chuckle that also has a meaning to it that can be used for work/self improvement. It’s right after the safety briefing bs, so trying to get them back engaged. What you got?
So what's the quote?
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by HodsonTiger13 on 1/29/23 at 10:31 pm to Happygilmore
Here's a Rodney Dangerfield line:
I went to my doctor and he told me I was fat and out of shape. I told him I wanted to get a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly, too.'
I went to my doctor and he told me I was fat and out of shape. I told him I wanted to get a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly, too.'
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by HerkFlyer on 1/29/23 at 10:35 pm to Happygilmore
You sound like you mow upper management's grass on your weekends off.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by domesticengineer on 1/29/23 at 10:41 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:41 pm to HappygilmoreAnd remember, never fry bacon when ‘ur naked. You must say ‘ur… if you go full YOU’RE it’s lost.
re: Funny quote for work meetingPosted by Jon Ham 
on 1/29/23 at 10:43 pm to Happygilmore
on 1/29/23 at 10:43 pm to HappygilmoreJust say what has to be said as quickly as possible. No one cares.
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