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re: Funny quote for work meeting
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:32 am to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:32 am to Happygilmore
If they don’t let you in the front door, then go around the back.
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:33 am to Happygilmore
To let them know that you’re in charge, tell them that you are like and old porn star.
Rough, Tough, and difficult to Fluff.
Rough, Tough, and difficult to Fluff.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:12 am to Happygilmore
Simple and engaging
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:14 am to Happygilmore
"Don't touch that coffee. Coffee is for closers."
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:18 am to Happygilmore
Content matters. You can't just generally say some stupid shite trying to be funny. You are either funny or your not. You don't want to be the goofball.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:27 am to Happygilmore
Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:31 am to Happygilmore
If you motherfrickers ain't trying to come up on that cheddar then go find something better.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 11:07 am to Happygilmore
"It could be worse. You could be the mayor of Baton Rouge"
Posted on 1/30/23 at 11:17 am to Happygilmore
Just make fun of the office loser. Everyone loves self-deprecating humor.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 1:08 pm to dbeck
quote:
Drop the N-word in there to see if anyone was listening.
While this is a good strategy, maybe just start calling everyone a bunch of cocksuckers
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:52 pm to Philzilla
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:53 pm to Happygilmore
We have 10 gallons of work for a 5 gallon bucket.
Don't bend the farm animals into unnatural positions.
Don't bend the farm animals into unnatural positions.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:26 pm to Happygilmore
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This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:36 pm to Happygilmore
If you're not first, you're last.
Or
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
Or
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:57 pm to Happygilmore
The dildo of consequences often comes unlubricated
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:01 pm to Happygilmore
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:07 pm to tokenBoiler
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