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LSUtoBOOT
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re: Funny quote for work meeting
If they don’t let you in the front door, then go around the back.


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TheGooner
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Baton Rewage
Member since Jul 2016
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re: Funny quote for work meeting
To let them know that you’re in charge, tell them that you are like and old porn star.

Rough, Tough, and difficult to Fluff.


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whiskey over ice
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re: Funny quote for work meeting


Simple and engaging


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VABuckeye
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Member since Dec 2007
33596 posts

re: Funny quote for work meeting
"Don't touch that coffee. Coffee is for closers."


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OweO
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Member since Sep 2009
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re: Funny quote for work meeting
Content matters. You can't just generally say some stupid shite trying to be funny. You are either funny or your not. You don't want to be the goofball.


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Harry Morgan
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Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.


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SuperSaint
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re: Funny quote for work meeting
If you motherfrickers ain't trying to come up on that cheddar then go find something better.


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cypresstiger
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The South
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8730 posts

re: Funny quote for work meeting
"It could be worse. You could be the mayor of Baton Rouge"


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LittleJerrySeinfield
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re: Funny quote for work meeting
Just make fun of the office loser. Everyone loves self-deprecating humor.


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RibsandWhiskey
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Metry
Member since Aug 2011
339 posts

re: Funny quote for work meeting
quote:

Drop the N-word in there to see if anyone was listening.


While this is a good strategy, maybe just start calling everyone a bunch of cocksuckers


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Sea Hoss
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Chromdome35
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Member since Nov 2010
5743 posts

re: Funny quote for work meeting
We have 10 gallons of work for a 5 gallon bucket.

Don't bend the farm animals into unnatural positions.


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NCIS_76
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MBclass83
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Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
8714 posts

re: Funny quote for work meeting
If you're not first, you're last.

Or

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.


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wallowinit
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Member since Dec 2006
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The dildo of consequences often comes unlubricated


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tokenBoiler
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