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Funny names of Chinese products on Amazon
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:37 am
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:37 am
Whenever I am looking for something on Amazon, there are always these Chinese options with weird names. It's like they are trying to make up a name that sounds like a cool, sporty, "American" type word. Like they are trying to mimic Nike, Adidas, Polo, Reebok etc.
Want some sunglasses: Jefoo, or Kaliyadi
Underwear: Eiggam
T-shirts?: KLIEGOU or Qekoma
How about a weight bench: Pasyou
Sport water bottle: Tiibo
Workout shorts: Boojoo
Want some sunglasses: Jefoo, or Kaliyadi
Underwear: Eiggam
T-shirts?: KLIEGOU or Qekoma
How about a weight bench: Pasyou
Sport water bottle: Tiibo
Workout shorts: Boojoo
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Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:38 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:38 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Because Reebok is a serious word.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:40 am to ATrillionaire
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Because Reebok is a serious word
It's named after an African animal, baw.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:42 am to Spelt it rong
Because animal is a serious word.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:44 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:Interesting, I think they typically don’t use the letter “L”.
KLIEGOU
I’m pretty sure they use random alphabet soup so it doesn’t sound like anything else, kind of like pharmaceuticals brand names. Easier to get past the trademark office.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:45 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:
Kaliyadi
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:14 am to Bjorn Cyborg
There are all kinds of funny names for tool brands:
Mrs Bad Table Saw: A mortise and tenon tool for wood working
Dogdong: Cheap hand tools sold in sets, like those kits that come with multiple cheap screwdrivers, bits and combination end wrenches made from pot metal.
NoCry: They sell a stubby ratcheting screwdriver.
Kuntec: All types of automotive tools.
KungFuKing: They sell all kinds of electrical stuff
Diyarea: Magnetic Induction heater tool. Cheap knock off of the bolt buster.
RongPro: Rafter and combination squares. Don't just be a Pro..Be a RONGPRO
Mrs Bad Table Saw: A mortise and tenon tool for wood working
Dogdong: Cheap hand tools sold in sets, like those kits that come with multiple cheap screwdrivers, bits and combination end wrenches made from pot metal.
NoCry: They sell a stubby ratcheting screwdriver.
Kuntec: All types of automotive tools.
KungFuKing: They sell all kinds of electrical stuff
Diyarea: Magnetic Induction heater tool. Cheap knock off of the bolt buster.
RongPro: Rafter and combination squares. Don't just be a Pro..Be a RONGPRO
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:18 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:
How about a weight bench: Pasyou
I went with the KomSurf one. Has held up well for over two years.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:21 am to TU Rob
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KomSurf
A venerable, well-respected brand. I'm sure it's made in the same factory as the Pasyou.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:21 am to Bjorn Cyborg
It's good to know that some birds need wigs as well,
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:24 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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Boojoo
I don't think you can say this. They are very sensitive these days.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:24 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:
Workout shorts: Boojoo
Chinese Hitlers
Posted on 5/30/25 at 12:37 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Saw a YouTube video on this a while back. It is basically Chinese sellers registering their own brands, doesn’t really matter what as long as it is unique, so they can register on the Amazon Brand Registry to more easily list their products on the site.
LINK
LINK
Posted on 5/30/25 at 12:49 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 5/30/25 at 1:31 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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KLIEGOU Interesting, I think they typically don’t use the letter “L”.
The L is silent. It’s pronounced KreeGoo
Posted on 5/30/25 at 1:37 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 5/30/25 at 1:53 pm to BillyOceans11
quote:
Saw a YouTube video on this a while back. It is basically Chinese sellers registering their own brands, doesn’t really matter what as long as it is unique, so they can register on the Amazon Brand Registry to more easily list their products on the site.
I didn't watch this video but I assume it explains it in detail. The above is the reason for the names, the alphabet soup is a result of not wanting to pay IP attorneys to vet the name in the US. This prevents them from being taken off eBay if their name infringes on someone elses IP.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 2:03 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
When there are 100 competing Chinese rip off products that look identical I pick the one with the most reasonable name
Also, which ever one doesn't include weird accessories
"HFENLOW Pizza Cutter - Perfect for Pizza or Mango or Concrete - Includes Carry Bag and Cleaning Tool and Stickers"
Also, which ever one doesn't include weird accessories
"HFENLOW Pizza Cutter - Perfect for Pizza or Mango or Concrete - Includes Carry Bag and Cleaning Tool and Stickers"
Posted on 5/30/25 at 2:08 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Marketing baws could make bank helping the Chicoms understand US branding and trademarks.
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