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re: Found a man’s smart watch in my wife’s car

Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59271 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:25 pm to
Three pages and not one



You have come to the right place


OT slipping
This post was edited on 3/21/26 at 12:26 pm
Posted by Dr Jekyll
Member since Mar 2026
475 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:26 pm to
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shite was a cheap android mfer. It belongs in the trash.
So, she is railing some hoodrat that bought a knock-off watch at the Korean convience store?

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59271 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:27 pm to
Jodierone
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29557 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:27 pm to
Code is 336933, open it and text me so we can meet for stories.

And I want my watch back
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9169 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:28 pm to
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My wife used to drive for uber/lyft

She’s definitely trying to upgrade from you
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2293 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:29 pm to
You're being grossly obtuse about your wife's response.

Give us deets.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
290826 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:29 pm to
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Not sure what to make of this.


Really? Sounds like you got triggered

quote:

Arguments were had but nothing feels resolved.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13978 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:29 pm to
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But I need to get to the bottom of this
Sounds like Jody already got to the bottom of it
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39591 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:29 pm to
If you find a pair of Brooks running shorts, size M, gray, black stripes, they aren't mine.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9169 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:32 pm to
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running shorts, size M

Are you 13?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14386 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:33 pm to
Well OP? Any update?
Posted by Dr Jekyll
Member since Mar 2026
475 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:34 pm to
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running shorts, size M, gray

He stood 6' tall kinda rounded at the shoulders and narrow at the hip...
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6291 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:34 pm to
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And I don’t have a charger for this android thing. But I need to get to the bottom of this


Trolling
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134617 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:37 pm to
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shite was a cheap android mfer. It belongs in the trash.



Just hear me out. She used to uber. Someone lost their watch in her car, and it wasn't worth enough to them to track it down. It died and no one noticed it between the seats until your kid found it.

You really think if she was cheating on you she and her affair partner would be dumb enough to leave his smart watch in her car?


I'm surprised I'm not going the other way on this one but I wouldn't jump to the worst case scenario here.

Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1406 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:38 pm to
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shite was a cheap android mfer.


So she's getting a taste of BBC
Posted by BR92
Member since Apr 2021
1059 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:41 pm to
PIIHB and restablish your dominance
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
15743 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:43 pm to
Is what I considered
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28555 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:50 pm to
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Found a man’s smart watch in my wife’s car

Sounds like your wife may be a serial killer.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10594 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:54 pm to
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You really think if she was cheating on you she and her affair partner would be dumb enough to leave his smart watch in her car?


I think you are likely correct, but there are still some options where a guilty wife might not have been told to look for the watch. If a cheap android watch can be tracked maybe someone left it to stalk her until battery ran out, or left it hoping that another family member would find it if he wanted the husband/OP to find out about the relationship.

Even if cheap charging it back up and seeing if unlocked or if anything accessible like catching up on notifications or some type of lost mode gives more details; but I don’t know what features a “cheap” android watch would have.

If its measures and stores heart rate or activity levels the last entries might be helpful…
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74821 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 12:54 pm to
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Found a man’s smart watch in my wife’s car
“Smart watch” = Penis

“car” = Boner Garage

It makes much more sense with this key.
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