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re: Found a man’s smart watch in my wife’s car

Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:23 pm to
Are the seats leather or fabric? Did you check them with a black light?
Posted by sharkfhin
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:24 pm to
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the seats leather or fabric? Did you check them with a black light?
and the hits keep on rolling
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:27 pm to
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What was th last recorded heart rate?


“Open workout” is the international code for secks.

Hey OP, what was the last type of workout on the watch?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:43 pm to
As long as she isn’t a school teacher and it’s not a Gizmo watch you’re probably ok.
Posted by La Place Mike
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:08 pm to
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Another thing, if she was cheating, I guarantee you that the "Jody" would have already asked her to check for his watch and that watch would have been recovered way before you found it.
Posted by PetroBabich
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:15 pm to
Back seat lends more credibility to it being an Uber/Lyft passenger...or she was getting railed by her new man in the back the seat
Posted by Triple Bogey
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Member since May 2017
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:16 pm to
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What was th last recorded heart rate?


This is good advice. Bout to try and find a charger. I’ll report back if I get this figured out.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26521 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:17 pm to
You came to the right place
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:28 pm to
Grats on the impending divorce
Posted by wareaglepete
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:31 pm to
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I’ll report back if I get this figured out.


You’ll report back one way or another. Leave us hanging and you’ll never be able to go to a Sonic again without constantly looking over your shoulder.

Looking forward to any news.
Posted by La Place Mike
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:31 pm to
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Triple Bogey


Dude, just admit you want attention and are looking for ways to get out of your marriage. Man up and tell her you want a divorce.
Posted by Uncommon Idea
Member since Feb 2025
383 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:36 pm to
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Are the seats leather or fabric? Did you check them with a black light?

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65349 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:43 pm to
DNA test all of your kids.
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
1047 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:51 pm to
I was banging this chick and she had her Apple Watch on. Apparently her and her mom set up a work out accountability and it would notify the other that they completed their workout for the day.

Well we were going at it at midnight and her Apple Watch thought she was exercising and sent her mom a notification that she completed her workout for that day at 1230am.
Posted by GravelLotinCanada
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Member since Dec 2019
396 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 3:55 pm to
Double bogey is looking for his watch.
Posted by Frje86
Member since Jan 2026
39 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:03 pm to
You ever had any reason to think she’d cheat on you prior to this? Given the Lyft history…..
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11151 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:04 pm to
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Someone lost their watch in her car, and it wasn't worth enough to them to track it down…… You really think if she was cheating on you she and her affair partner would be dumb enough to leave his smart watch in her car?


Yep. If Jody lost his watch and thinks it could have been in her car, then he’s warning her and she’s looking for it.

Plus, what is Jody doing in her car besides maybe her? You would think if she’s having an affair, it’s not inside her car. Nor would she be riding around town with him in her car.

It’s unlikely it’s Jody. But that being said, I wouldn’t rule anything out and I would LoJack her car with a gps.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9909 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:11 pm to
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Her being extremely defensive and pointing out all of my misgivings.


Uh oh. Defensive and deflection. Might want to put a tracker on her car. You could also swab her used panties for semen but that could get expensive.
This post was edited on 3/21/26 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Frje86
Member since Jan 2026
39 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:14 pm to
Any backseat is big enough for sex. Any car is big enough for sex.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6341 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:16 pm to
When you charge that watch and it comes to life, be prepared for some dude to show up, possibly with the cops, claiming you stole it. This thread in all its glory will be your alibi.
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