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re: For the OT ballers, Brian Kelly’s house has hit the market. Can be yours for just $3.5m

Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3304 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:02 pm to
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I wouldn’t buy that house simply because of the microwave location.

I think the in the wall micro is inthe guest house/pool house?
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33819 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:18 pm to
They should have this video playing on the TV in that mancave!

Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11942 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:39 pm to
My dining room is larger than his, my furniture is better and I can seaat twice as many.
OTOH, I admire his landscaping and I wonder who did it and who has maintained it.
Photos outside were taken...maybe in October, when was he canned, again?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25751 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:13 pm to
How many $3.5m houses are there in Baton Rouge? What’s the property tax in something like that?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65893 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:29 pm to
I'm sure some are trolling, but that house honestly doesn't appeal to me at all. I hate the architecture.
Posted by altTD
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2022
199 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:36 pm to
I can’t afford it so my opinion doesn’t matter but I will say that if I could afford it I wouldn’t buy that house. I’ll also say that anyone who knows what the house looked like before can appreciate the work that was put into it to make it a little more palatable.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65893 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:40 pm to
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I can’t afford it so my opinion doesn’t matter but I will say that if I could afford it I wouldn’t buy that house.


It's a bit out of my price range currently, but yes this is what I'm saying also. For that much money, there are definitely better properties out there.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29628 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:49 pm to
Bet he was ready to get the frick out of Baton Rouge.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37080 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 2:32 pm to
Grey “wood” flooring looks like shite.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3304 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 5:51 pm to
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How many $3.5m houses are there in Baton Rouge? What’s the property tax in something like that?
our house in St. Tammany is worth around 1.2 and we pay about $12k. So I'm guessing if it sells for near asking price, $35k ish a year maybe?
Posted by altTD
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2022
199 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 6:34 pm to
Taxes were ~$18k in 2025
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3304 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 6:53 pm to
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Taxes were ~$18k in 2025
probably in line with what he paid. would reset with a sale.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16657 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 8:34 pm to
A gas stove? Wildly inefficient. I need induction.

Pass.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20505 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:12 am to
Exactly, it’s so soulless and feels so unlived in and unloved.

Do you really think living in that realtor wetdream, “it’s good to be home today.”

No. No personality, looks like the proportions are off, and just looks like cold/sterile boringness. I’d be kinda depressed there.

This is what I want:
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5338 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:20 am to
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My dining room is larger than his, my furniture is better and I can seaat twice as many.





Literally no one gives a shite about your dining room or your furniture …. But, your bio says you live in East Tennessee (?) If that’s accurate, then i will say that E Tenn is a waaay better location to live than BR, taking into account things like natural beauty and many other things .. only problem is having to deal with all the damn Tennesseans who live there, they are even more annoying and trashy than Louisianians in my experience .
Posted by PerryWinkleBlue
Member since Apr 2025
566 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 3:48 pm to
Somebody wanted it! Sold.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40361 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 3:53 pm to
House looks a lot better than it did before. Finally landscaped it
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9439 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 3:56 pm to
They took the step up beside the bed out of the house before the big promo shoot.

Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4624 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:29 pm to
Brian Kelly epitomizes the definition of a classist a-hole. He’s like that villain from Titanic who thought that he was better than all of the other passengers simply because he had more money
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