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FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm
Change my mind.
BUT DAD, I MET HIM AT CHURCH, HE'S A NICE GUY
You're not getting into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know
BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA* - I'M DRIVING, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CRAZY DRIVING, I'M NOT GOING TO WRECK - THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE GENDER
Honey, I love you, and I'm thrilled to see that you aren't stupid!
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What preceded this?
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DAD, CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT MARY'S* HOUSE TONIGHT?
No
WHY?
Because the Governor has declared a state of emergency, the schools are all closed tomorrow, you're a new driver, and I'm not having you anywhere but home tonight. The roads may be icy & dangerous, so I don't want you driving, at least until I know the roads are OK.
THAT'S NOT FAIR
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Sigh - also, the kid goes to a different school that is roughly 30 minutes away. Yeah, I'm gonna let her go to her school dance - it's a Sadie Hawkins, she asked him "as friends" at the last minute
She told me that she didn't have to pick him up, they were gonna meet on this side of town.
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Great, have him come here to the house, from here, you can double date with kids I know, or I will be happy to drive y'all
YOU ARE SO UNREASONABLE
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like I said, FML
* note, friends names above are changed to protect the innocent
BUT DAD, I MET HIM AT CHURCH, HE'S A NICE GUY
You're not getting into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know
BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA* - I'M DRIVING, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CRAZY DRIVING, I'M NOT GOING TO WRECK - THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE GENDER
Honey, I love you, and I'm thrilled to see that you aren't stupid!
_____________________________________________
What preceded this?
_____________________________________________
DAD, CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT MARY'S* HOUSE TONIGHT?
No
WHY?
Because the Governor has declared a state of emergency, the schools are all closed tomorrow, you're a new driver, and I'm not having you anywhere but home tonight. The roads may be icy & dangerous, so I don't want you driving, at least until I know the roads are OK.
THAT'S NOT FAIR
_____________________________________________
Sigh - also, the kid goes to a different school that is roughly 30 minutes away. Yeah, I'm gonna let her go to her school dance - it's a Sadie Hawkins, she asked him "as friends" at the last minute
She told me that she didn't have to pick him up, they were gonna meet on this side of town.
_____________________________________________
Great, have him come here to the house, from here, you can double date with kids I know, or I will be happy to drive y'all
YOU ARE SO UNREASONABLE
_____________________________________________
like I said, FML

* note, friends names above are changed to protect the innocent
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:10 pm to dcbl
So glad I don’t have or want kids. 

Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:10 pm to dcbl
Teenage girls are some of the worst things in life, and teenage boys only want one thing. Even the nice ones.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to dcbl
This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to dcbl
If you haven’t raised her to make good decisions by now, ain’t nothing you can do except be a a-hole from here on out.
This is on you, brah.
This is on you, brah.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to dcbl
I agree with everything you said... however prepare to be disappointed when she sneaks out.
My kids are still preteen so enjoy these posts from a learning perspective. Soon I’ll have to emulate...
My kids are still preteen so enjoy these posts from a learning perspective. Soon I’ll have to emulate...
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
You mind posting a pic of your daughter?
I'd need this info too.
My answer is different if she is fat and/or ugly and if she's a cutie.
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to dcbl
She will thank you one day (not any time soon
) for being protective

Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to dcbl
So what are y’all naming the new grand baby? Caiden or Kylar?
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to dcbl
I know this is my future and it keeps me awake some nights
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to dcbl
This is how college skanks with repressed sexual urges are created
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:14 pm to dcbl
man, one day she will grow out of that bullshite and you'll look back on it all and be glad that you did your best to keep her safe and raise her right...
stay the course, my man...
stay the course, my man...
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:14 pm to Melvin
quote:
college skanks with repressed sexual urges
I’m listening
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:16 pm to dcbl
Might be your best shot at getting rid of the lil hussy. Think of the cash you'll save not having to send her to NYU to be a DJ or something
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